Really nervous/stressed, cheer me up please?

[Warrior522]

Our friendly neighborhood Spiderbortz is in trouble? Looks like this is a job for...

LURKERNERD!

With his powers of obnoxious positivity, Lurkernerd is able to cheer up anyone!

...provided he actually logged in.

But since he hasn't, I shall link the glorious spider memes, as read by Spiderman:





And if that doesn't work, have the history of Saint Patrick as narrated by a sock puppet:

 

[Densetsu]

 

[Sheimi]

 

[GameWinner]

That Spider-Man Japanese intro reminds me of that creepy Spider-Man manga.
*shivers*

 

[yuyuyup]

Get therapy

not serious, just combo-breaking the circle-jerk

 

[omgpwn666]

Get therapy

not serious, just combo-breaking the circle-jerk

Edit: Oh yes, I'm aware this show is a complete abomination, but you made me think of this.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

 

[pyromaniac123]

Think of it this way. You're not dead.

 

[Ryukouki]

Bortz. You know how to reach me, if you needa talk, well, you know where to find me.

 

[Black-Ice]

BortzANATOR
Sit down and watch some space dandy.
A great new adult swim anime
http://www.animeultima.tv/Space-Dandy-episode-1-english-dubbed/
Guaranteed to give Kill la Kill levels of lol's and wtf's. With the bonus of being a great english dub

 

[BORTZ]

Thanks guys, sorry for being so needy. I think im better so I can "reward" you all with what was ailing me.

Spoiler

Seriously are you sure you want to read this

Spoiler

My girlfriend (we will call her Gwen Stacy cause shes blonde), well her period is late. Its never been late before.
We have never had sex...
But we have done things...
So i was just really worried and everything. She took a pee test this afternoon and it says no baby but I made her get one for the morning too when her urine is saturated more just to be sure.

Anyways thanks guys, you are all great, and lets not discuss any of this outside of spoiler tags ok?

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Spoiler: Super Serious

 

[BORTZ]

I saw "super serious"
I though oh serious
Then I paused and expected dickbutt
I got dickbutt
I am happy

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

I saw "super serious"
I though oh serious
Then I paused and expected dickbutt
I got dickbutt
I am happy

Spoiler: Ok Seriously though, super serious

 

[Par39]

Thanks guys, sorry for being so needy. I think im better so I can "reward" you all with what was ailing me.

Spoiler

Seriously are you sure you want to read this

Spoiler

My girlfriend (we will call her Gwen Stacy cause shes blonde), well her period is late. Its never been late before.
We have never had sex...
But we have done things...
So i was just really worried and everything. She took a pee test this afternoon and it says no baby but I made her get one for the morning too when her urine is saturated more just to be sure.

Anyways thanks guys, you are all great, and lets not discuss any of this outside of spoiler tags ok?

Maybe this will ease your mind more?

Spoiler

As a female I can tell you there could very well be a reason other than pregnancy for that: stress, change in regular schedule (such as jetlag), increased excercise, medication, changes in weight... so neither you nor her should worry too much over one late, or even fully missed, perioid, even if it is the first time it happens. I know because I've had that happen once or twice, and I have 0% chance to have become pregnant.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

This thread is now the official "EDIT: Now A Random Image Thread That Might Make Bortz Smile Thread Thread"

 

[tbgtbg]

Spoiler

This guy won't ever have that kind of problem

 

[DiabloStorm]

I see this was finally moved to the appropriate section...

 

[Deleted-236924]

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

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