Our friendly neighborhood Spiderbortz is in trouble? Looks like this is a job for...
LURKERNERD!
With his powers of obnoxious positivity, Lurkernerd is able to cheer up anyone!
...provided he actually logged in.
But since he hasn't, I shall link the glorious spider memes, as read by Spiderman:
And if that doesn't work, have the history of Saint Patrick as narrated by a sock puppet:
LURKERNERD!
With his powers of obnoxious positivity, Lurkernerd is able to cheer up anyone!
...provided he actually logged in.
But since he hasn't, I shall link the glorious spider memes, as read by Spiderman:
And if that doesn't work, have the history of Saint Patrick as narrated by a sock puppet: