Post your favorite temp quotes

[Julie_Pilgrim]

I’ll start.

Long after I'm gone, after the plastic shells of each Switch has decayed to nothing, after the console has been discounted as ancient history, Nintendo will still be releasing "Security" updates for the 3DS and Switch. And people will still be making the exact same jokes about it.

 

[StrayGuitarist]

I’ll start.

Heyy, thank you. That genuinely makes me feel very honored.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Heyy, thank you. That genuinely makes me feel very honored.

You’re welcome

 

[Crazynoob458]

Finally the 3DS is more stable than the van!

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edit: bruh

 

[GhostLatte]

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edit: bruh

Hey there big boy

 

[IC_]

Even though the media tries to brainwash people, milk does not
Strengthen your bones and it is not the best source of calcium.
Even if you're not a vegan you should accept this.

-gyno because of all the hormones
-excess use of antibiotics which creates resistant bacteria
-possible acidation of your blood which needs calcium to make it back neutral which weakens
Your bones because the calcium comes from there
-cows get raped to get milk

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

The reson nintendo remove backraound music is becose of exploit?

 

[The Catboy]

-cows get raped to get milk

 

[Ricken]

I wish I could find the post that started it all by @petermary17 but unfortunately I haven't ever been able to; here's a large collection of quotes from one of his alts https://gbatemp.net/threads/hao-du-i-hax-mai-3sd.433352/page-3#post-6507835

The poor guy tried installing A9LH on his 3DS with an OTP that wasn't his, so he bricked and turned 100% troll when he learned he was stuck with a paperweight. Easily the most memorable thing to me on the temp

 

[DinohScene]

But the patch walks!

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

is it just me or does anyone else get hard when nintendo releases a new update?

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Why nintendo throw out the nintendo swich like no miiverse no nintendo tvii no virtual console no backraound music but the most feature is nintendo swich not was stylos and why if not have stylous some nintendo swich games is hard to play so tell me about this why nintendo swich not have stylous

 

[Stealphie]

https://gbatemp.net/threads/put-your-favorite-gbatemp-quotes-here.469348/

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

https://gbatemp.net/threads/put-your-favorite-gbatemp-quotes-here.469348/

that's the thread that made me make this one cause that one's 3 years old

 

[The Catboy]

But the patch walks!

 

[Deleted member 397813]

never forget...

Ahahahahaha.
Hahahaha.
Oh no.
Oh no, you're actually serious.
You're that salty.
You're that blind.
You're that bothered.
You're that STUPID.

I guess you're not just rusty on Japanese, but also common sense and logic, too. I was gonna just ignore your little pathetic whining, but if you wanna tango, let's go.

You're so astronomically unsettled by being ousted from the magazine staff, that you've held onto a petty grudge against me for over a year. Which is amusing, because I was just giving your pathetically plagiarized attempts at writing some criticism. But oh well.

Before I joined the magstaff, the news was YouTube links without words, pun-filled casual pieces by Gahars, and highly opinionated snark from Guild. T-hug was the one to change all that, with Prans and I helping in that quest.

I don't call myself anything but my name, but Costello, T-hug, and Shaun all agreed on the role of Senior Editor. There's three more to add to your petty grudge list, I suppose!

You wanna talk stolen articles, eh? You really must be projecting hard. Every source I give is to the direct, initial, original announcement. Just because you're lacking some brain cells does not make the source incorrect. Unless you want to go call out literally every other news site ever. Please do point out even one piece of news that's plagiarized. Except you can't. You just cry about it instead, because YOU were the one found to be copy-pasting Siliconera's stuff word-for-word like the utter bumbling buffoon that you are. Scarlet, T-hug and I ALL called you out on that shameful display.

Ever since I said that you were salty for being ejected from the magstaff, you started using the word salty to refer to me. I guess that's all you can do, though. Copy others' words and claim they're your own.

You're walking a fine line, with every single member of the moderation and magstaff laughing at you whenever you open your fool mouth. Sit down, shut up, and for your own sake, CEASE.

 

[Stealphie]

never forget...

Ahahahahaha.
Hahahaha.
Oh no.
Oh no, you're actually serious.
You're that salty.
You're that blind.
You're that bothered.
You're that STUPID.

I guess you're not just rusty on Japanese, but also common sense and logic, too. I was gonna just ignore your little pathetic whining, but if you wanna tango, let's go.

You're so astronomically unsettled by being ousted from the magazine staff, that you've held onto a petty grudge against me for over a year. Which is amusing, because I was just giving your pathetically plagiarized attempts at writing some criticism. But oh well.

Before I joined the magstaff, the news was YouTube links without words, pun-filled casual pieces by Gahars, and highly opinionated snark from Guild. T-hug was the one to change all that, with Prans and I helping in that quest.

I don't call myself anything but my name, but Costello, T-hug, and Shaun all agreed on the role of Senior Editor. There's three more to add to your petty grudge list, I suppose!

You wanna talk stolen articles, eh? You really must be projecting hard. Every source I give is to the direct, initial, original announcement. Just because you're lacking some brain cells does not make the source incorrect. Unless you want to go call out literally every other news site ever. Please do point out even one piece of news that's plagiarized. Except you can't. You just cry about it instead, because YOU were the one found to be copy-pasting Siliconera's stuff word-for-word like the utter bumbling buffoon that you are. Scarlet, T-hug and I ALL called you out on that shameful display.

Ever since I said that you were salty for being ejected from the magstaff, you started using the word salty to refer to me. I guess that's all you can do, though. Copy others' words and claim they're your own.

You're walking a fine line, with every single member of the moderation and magstaff laughing at you whenever you open your fool mouth. Sit down, shut up, and for your own sake, CEASE.

lol wiiubricker

 

[hippy dave]

My all-time favourite:

Post your favorite temp quotes

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

QUOTE="1B51004, post: 9283195, member: 543958"]EE SPERTS
ET'S EN THE GEME[/QUOTE]

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Fuck me

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QUOTE="1B51004, post: 9283195, member: 543958"]EE SPERTS
ET'S EN THE GEME[/QUOTE]

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GOD DAMMIT

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EE SPERTS
ET'S EN THE GEME

 

[1B51004]

QUOTE="1B51004, post: 9283195, member: 543958"]EE SPERTS
ET'S EN THE GEME

oh man if theres one i love its gotta be this one.