POLL: Should Ericzander be my lawyer

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I was selling paper clips outside to raise money for charity. It was going well until Nintendo sent their ninjas. They have arrested me because according to Bowser "Paper clips are used to access pirated games. I am sentenced to 45 years in jail and they now want to sue me despite being in jail. I have contacted @Ericzander but he has refused and said I'd have to buy Raid Shadow Legends characters which I can't afford.
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#WIIMIISWITCHISDADDY
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@BigOnYa took a picture of me being arrested so credits to him
 
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I have never been one to wonder how lawyers defend the obviously guilty and deplorable (everybody deserves representation and if we don't hold the system to account then who knows what abuses will arise).

This might be an exception/thing that sees me join the line of thought that runs "I could never defend a guilty person".
 

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I have never been one to wonder how lawyers defend the obviously guilty and deplorable (everybody deserves representation and if we don't hold the system to account then who knows what abuses will arise).

This might be an exception/thing that sees me join the line of thought that runs "I could never defend a guilty person".
Was I guilty. I tried to raise money for charity by selling paper clips
 

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