Make it a cheesy film plot and have us way down deep in the middle of the jungle that we have to fix it to escape, but also with my soldering gear and a generator and I could rig something up.
Otherwise probably not. You either get to pay someone for many hours to solder jumpers to that (two sides as well) or maybe find someone willing to make a ribbon (I have yet to find that available anywhere despite being a serious bidder wanting a few dozen custom ribbons for a job) and still spend quite a while fitting it.