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Oct 20, 2008
  1. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Former Staff Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    So your hopes of tentacle raping young elf girls on the DS was crushed a few months back, when the "Half-Elf Tentacle Assault" game was quashed.

    Do you now feel aggrivated?
    Frustrated?
    In need of some release?
    Do you just need to hit something?

    Well here you go;
    Kotaku.com has reported that in Japan, this Christmas season, a "hentai" game will be released, called "KimokawaE".
    The reportedly dog-like main character is said to require a number of "good spankings" to correct her flawed behavior and fit in with modern society.


    Kotaku.com's report

    KimokawaE, Official Site. (No explicit imagery)



    UPDATE:

    Google's translation of the story tab:

    One summer day,
    And suddenly all over town Hell's Gate (Hell Gate) said.
    During the seemingly came out of a cute child Makai.
    Sit, Moe Moe living together with their child Makai! ? ?
    And the fugitive was pounding, I knew where the child Makai.
    Action and all that is not normal behavior.
    I O Kurau carrion, to splinter, too, I look for trash,
    That's another great!
    DEARUKERU guardian of Hell Gate is the story of the tongue. Makai Kolone is a child who asked,
    MERU decent human beings to live "role of discipline".
    Well, sometimes harshly, sometimes gently and try to educate the child Makai!


    Google's translation of the System tab:

    Using the stylus, and Can a good boy or good boy, and sometimes you or buttocks PENPEN,
    Makai of the girls, but the lives of human beings in the world to be able to adapt to keep the discipline of earthy comic adventure game later, I KIMO, E! ???? ,.
    Makai of the girls, seemingly greater KIMO action may be taken out of a catapult or.
    (I have no choice because it is a lifestyle!)
    That is when "time discipline"!

    How to discipline the two larger groups.
    Adventure in part, we go to pick the right choice.
    In addition, the stylus in the middle of the conversation!
    I strongly TSUKKO, or to follow-up to the Can REMASU communication.

    In part mini-games, fun mini-games is a good discipline and clear. The mini-games available for each character that is waiting for you.

    Part adventure, usually a stand-up adventure game displays pictures and background, the text will be read to. By choice, and you can earn this gauge.

    In part mini-games, and mini-games with the heroine. To clear and impressive results, depending on your frequent flier and gauge public.

    Google's translation of the Info tab:

    Platform: DS Nintendo DS
    Genre: Adventure training comical
    Release date: 2008 Scheduled Dec. 25, 2008
    Price: 7140
    Limited Edition: 7140 yen (tax included)
    Version: 5040 yen (tax included)
    CERO CERO will be reviewed
    Planning and development: 5pb. Ltd.
    Producer: Masaki Mori
    Character design: Ami said


    *Better translations are always welcomed.
     


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    Member Absynthe GBAtemp Regular

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    Oh. Oh. Oh.
    By the way bitch,

    PK SPANKIN' OMEGA
     
  3. amptor

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    looks like another japcrap title to me
     
  4. Hadrian

    Former Staff Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    Sure I saw this posted here ages ago.

    Looks tedious anyway.
     
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    Interesting, but it doesn't seem to be explicit enough for me.
     
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    Just what are you talking about?
     
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    Member Ferrariman Hip-Flop and cRap

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    I agree with this guy.
     
  8. Vulpes Abnocto
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    I tend to agree, myself. It probably won't be nearly as ....fulfilling.....as some of the available homebrew, such as Sexy Blackjack Trainer 2.

    However, to quote the motto of another of my favorite forums; "I will download it, and take a look."

    *Edit due to misquotation
     
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    Member GameDragon Mugiwara RAWR!

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    I'm actually surprised there aren't tons of these games. The DS just seems built for dirty deeds.

    It's a Mother reference.
     
  10. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Oh! Thank you for the clarification.
    I have to get that game, soon.
     
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    and kids.
     
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    So pretty much there's no nudity?
    *yawn*
     
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    None to speak of, at this point.
    There could possibly be nudity in this game, but at this point, your guess is as good as mine.
     
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    This shouldn't be in user submitted news should be in NDS games. Seeing you created the thread first a mod should move this to NDS games.
     
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    Former Staff Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    Perhaps you're right, but I personally believe the article has equal qualification to be here.
    I'll leave it to the mods, in their collective wisdom.
     
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    Member Mei-o Generic Asian Kid™

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    That's probably it, doesn't look as interesting as the tentacle assault game though, art style reminds me of Disgaea.
     
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    LOL! This sentence really made me laugh. sometimes you or buttocks PENPEN >.
     
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    Member webyugioh GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Here is my attempt at translating the Story tab on the website:
    I hope it helps,
    if anybody know what ????? is, please tell me.
     
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    WAIT! Didn't I see somewhere a while back that Shadowboy is the officially unofficial hentai moderator of gbatemp? Whither Shadowboy?

    @Hadrian
    Well, hentai should be tedious unless you're a perv and wapanese... I can just hear the undub cries starting now...
     
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    Here are some more of my attempted translations:
     

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