One of those days..

[ishin]

Basically, you get out of bed and the first thing that happens... your toe decides to smash into the first solid object it comes across ( yes, yes in this story the toe has a mind of it's own, and it's malicious )

What's your 'one of those days' experience? That kind off makes you want to curl up in bed again and wait until it's over ^^

 

[emigre]

When I'm unable to cum during my morning wank.

 

[Flame]

when i cant get my crack pipe to work.

 

[nryn99]

When I leave home and forget to bring my eyeglasses. Using a computer or looking at a whiteboard is hard as fuck.

 

[BORTZ]

When I'm unable to cum during my morning wank.

Oh thats the worst. Then you spend all that time and you hand gets tired and your... ok ok. Im done.
I feel pretty good. I got up and came into work and hour early.

 

[Gahars]

Waking up too early, going back to bed, then waking up too late.

My life is hell. You guys couldn't understand.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Waking up.

 

[Gahars]

Waking up.

Indeed. Every morning I'm not dead is a great disappointment.

"Well shit, guess I have to keep living another day."

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Indeed. Every morning I'm not dead is a great disappointment.

"Well shit, guess I have keep living another day."

I meant to /emo afterwards, but decided it'd be funnier not to. Or sadder. WHO EVEN CARES

 

[The Catboy]

Sundays, just Sundays. Nothing good happens to me on Sundays.

 

[pyromaniac123]

When I'm disposing of a dead body and the bin bag breaks.

 

[yuyuyup]

Every day is a blessing from Christ