Oh Noes! It has appeared!

[WildWon]

A Wild Tempo-Bear Appears!

(A)ttack
(S)pell
(I)tem
(R)un

 

[Urza]

(P)almface

 

[Toni Plutonij]

(U)ncool
(U)rza

 

[WildWon]

Tempo-Bear give you the finger. He is uneffected by Palmface. He rapes you for 2 points of damage.

 

[Toni Plutonij]

Hey Tempo-Bear, can I catch you and be your trainer?!

 

[DarkRey]

thats a seriuos (L)ol
gotta catch'em all

 

[WildWon]

Tempo-Bear hits toni with a Nintendo tattoo on his ass. Toni takes 3 points of damage. However Toni's Badassitude goes gets a +2, due to the badassitude of the ink.

 

[Szyslak]

(R)un away screaming. And laughing. But mostly laughing.

 

[Toni Plutonij]

*Coming back again, this time prepared better than the last..Still feels pain on the ass from the last try..*
Wild-tempo-bear surrender!! You have nowhere to go!!

(A)ttack with deadly sharp mohawk.....4 points of damage hit Wild-tempo-bear..

*throws tempo-ball*

 

[WildWon]

*Coming back again, this time prepared better than the last..Still feels pain on the ass from the last try..*
Wild-tempo-bear surrender!! You have nowhere to go!!

(A)ttack with deadly sharp mohawk.....4 points of damage hit Wild-tempo-bear..

*throws tempo-ball*

TempoBear takes damage from spikes, but Toni's Tempo-ball has no effect. TempoBear has major resistances to radiation. Looks like TempoBear is a problematic creature spawned in the depths of the ARC compound.

TempoBear mounts ToniPlutonij.
uNF uNF uNF.

Toni takes 3 points of uNF damage. Uh-oh! TempoBear didn't use protection! ToniPlutonij suffers 2 points of hiv-damage per round for 4 rounds!

 

[Toni Plutonij]

I realized that Wild-Tempo-Bear is violated by ARC......Radioactive Forces will do their best to save this poor creature from further suffering..

Trying different approach..

Gives Wild-Tempo-Bear fresh bacon......Here Tempo-Bear....

Tempo-Bear gains 2 points and becomes curious about Toni Plutonij..

 

[WildWon]

I realized that Wild-Tempo-Bear is violated by ARC......Radioactive Forces will do their best to save this poor creature from further suffering..

Trying different approach..

Gives Wild-Tempo-Bear fresh bacon......Here Tempo-Bear....

Tempo-Bear gains 2 points and becomes curious about Toni Plutonij..

ROFL! Brilliant! Temp-Bear is indeed curious.

 

[Toni Plutonij]

Shows Wild-Temp-Bear piece of shiny piercing jewelry, and tattoo machine........
Here poor creature, come, you'll get food, water and some body modification....

But only if you wish....no forcing here...

Temp-Bear gains 6!! more points, becomes healthier and more confident about Toni..

 

[Maktub]

U GUIZE ZUX0RZ DUNG KEY BAWLS

 

[Toni Plutonij]

I'll just wait for p1ngpong to come and p0wn you.....

 

[ScuberSteve]

(U)ncool
(U)rza

THIS DOESN'T WORK.
HITTING (U) WOULD RESULT IN TWO COMMANDS AT ONCE.
WHY AM I YELLING?!?!

 

[juggernaut911]

(H)as Martin been here?

 

[Toni Plutonij]

(U)ncool
(U)rza

THIS DOESN'T WORK.
HITTING (U) WOULD RESULT IN TWO COMMANDS AT ONCE.
WHY AM I YELLING?!?!

That is called special duo command!!

And you're probably yelling because of too much cupcakes..

 

[ENDscape]

(U)se Masterball...oh Noes! capture failed. Throw some meat....oh Noes! tame failed.

 

[Mewgia]

(E)xtreme oddity