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Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by xJonny, Mar 1, 2008.

  1. xJonny
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    So my girlfriend messages me on MSN from school, and apparently doesn't get my first greeting message. I always send her 'YOU!' as kinda a nice little greeting. I've always done it.

    Well, she says to me that I didn't say 'YOU!' as a greeting. I tell her I did, but she doesn't believe me.

    So I take a screenshot of the conversation to prove I did.

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    The screenshot is sent. Then, a sinking feeling.

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    Panic sets in.

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    SHEER, UNADULTERATED TERROR.

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    GAF, what the FUCK do I do now? The email has been sent. The original picture was attached. Keep in mind the pic I sent wasn't as compressed as the first one in this series. It was full-resolution. Totally legible.

    Help.

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     


  2. fischju

    fischju Rehabilitated Jaywalker

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    Pray.

    Posts merged

    Wait, why did you have a shemale folder open with paint? Making fakes of Bonemonkey?

    And why do you look 42, while your girlfriend looks 16?
     
  3. noONE

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    err... W..T..F?
     
  4. Destructobot

    Destructobot Crave the Hammer

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    She can't even notice YOU!, and you're worried about her noticing a tiny little shemale in the corner?
     
  5. fischju

    fischju Rehabilitated Jaywalker

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    YOU! Are fucked!
     
  6. squirrel_enix

    squirrel_enix Newbie

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    YOU! are utterly fucked.

    edit: best case scenario, you'll open her up to new ideas in the future.
     
  7. fischju

    fischju Rehabilitated Jaywalker

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    Where did the midgets come from!?
     
  8. amrod

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  9. Szyslak

    Szyslak Nudibranch Lover

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    [​IMG] That's great. The only thing better would be if Maggie was the she-male. Then you'd have some 'splainin to do.
     
  10. Sonicslasher

    Sonicslasher In Law we trust.

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  11. squirrel_enix

    squirrel_enix Newbie

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    hivemind.
     
  12. Sephi

    Sephi fool

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    what you should do is explain to her calmly what it is if she sees it.

    thats absolutely hilarious though [​IMG]
     
  13. CockroachMan

    CockroachMan Scribbling around GBATemp's kitchen.

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    I think.. the biggest question here is "Why do you have a folder named "shemale" ??? " [​IMG]

    and.. Mikey!? I thought your name was Johnny!? [​IMG]
     
  14. Salamantis

    Salamantis GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    If she notices just say it's the working name of some app in development, and that's a big IF.
     
  15. Destructobot

    Destructobot Crave the Hammer

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    Tell her that you know she doesn't want you looking at other women, so you look at shemale porn instead. It's your gift to her.
     
  16. xJonny
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    [​IMG]
    Highlight over the exclaimation marks at the bottom
     
  17. cruddybuddy

    cruddybuddy Group: Banned!

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    Don't worry about it. That chick IS a shemale.
     
  18. Vater Unser

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  19. xJonny
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    Hmm, what a coincidence.

    1009427
     
  20. Salamantis

    Salamantis GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    FAKE.

    (I believe)