O SHI...

[xJonny]

So my girlfriend messages me on MSN from school, and apparently doesn't get my first greeting message. I always send her 'YOU!' as kinda a nice little greeting. I've always done it.

Well, she says to me that I didn't say 'YOU!' as a greeting. I tell her I did, but she doesn't believe me.

So I take a screenshot of the conversation to prove I did.

The screenshot is sent. Then, a sinking feeling.

Panic sets in.

SHEER, UNADULTERATED TERROR.

GAF, what the FUCK do I do now? The email has been sent. The original picture was attached. Keep in mind the pic I sent wasn't as compressed as the first one in this series. It was full-resolution. Totally legible.

Help.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[fischju]

Pray.

Posts merged

Wait, why did you have a shemale folder open with paint? Making fakes of Bonemonkey?

And why do you look 42, while your girlfriend looks 16?

 

[noONE]

err... W..T..F?

 

[Destructobot]

She can't even notice YOU!, and you're worried about her noticing a tiny little shemale in the corner?

 

[fischju]

YOU! Are fucked!

 

[squirrel_enix]

YOU! are utterly fucked.

edit: best case scenario, you'll open her up to new ideas in the future.

 

[fischju]

She can't even notice YOU!, and you're worried about her noticing a tiny little shemale in the corner?

Where did the midgets come from!?

 

[amrod]

 

[Szyslak]

That's great. The only thing better would be if Maggie was the she-male. Then you'd have some 'splainin to do.

 

[Sonicslasher]

 

[squirrel_enix]

YOU! Are fucked!

hivemind.

 

[Sephi]

what you should do is explain to her calmly what it is if she sees it.

thats absolutely hilarious though

 

[CockroachMan]

I think.. the biggest question here is "Why do you have a folder named "shemale" ??? "

and.. Mikey!? I thought your name was Johnny!?

 

[Salamantis]

If she notices just say it's the working name of some app in development, and that's a big IF.

 

[Destructobot]

Tell her that you know she doesn't want you looking at other women, so you look at shemale porn instead. It's your gift to her.

 

[xJonny]

Highlight over the exclaimation marks at the bottom

 

[cruddybuddy]

Don't worry about it. That chick IS a shemale.

 

[Vater Unser]

Looks like the exact same thing happened to someone else...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p...amp;postcount=1

http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Guy_reveals_more...onversation_PIC

 

[xJonny]

Hmm, what a coincidence.

1009427

 

[Salamantis]

FAKE.

(I believe)