No Gaems - The Story of the Wii U

[ShadowSoldier]

Everybody knows that a game console isn't meant for games anymore, it's meant for TV. Jesus christ, humanity is failing by the day.

 

[Bladexdsl]

i thought the vcr box had no gaems?

 

[ouch123]

If people don't remember this music, they had no childhood

In all fairness, I didn't really purchase many games back when I was a child (for obvious reasons), so despite having played Chrono Trigger when I was younger (borrowed from a friend), I didn't actually beat it until many years later.

 

[emigre]

If people don't remember this music, they had no childhood

Or they lived in Europe where the gaem wasn't released.

No games? Tell that to the 500-600 hours I have logged on my Wii U playing games. Although if I take the title seriously, I guess it's correct to say that there are no "gaems".

It did remind me of this though:

Edit: I can't believe you are trying to make a "Wii U has no games" joke. It's sooooooooooooo fucking old. It wasn't even funny when the Wii U first came out, because it had been done for several other consoles at launch. Come up with a joke that isn't a decade old.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Wii U has all the gaymes, though.

 

[the_randomizer]

Or they lived in Europe where the gaem wasn't released.

Whoops, forgot that the game didn't get released until the PSN and/or DS remake, right?