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The Nintendo Direct wasn’t all that Nintendo had to show this week, as a surprise trailer has gone up on their channel, showing off something unexpected. A belt-like object is featured in the video, being used in a variety of ways, such as a bow, a steering wheel, and on one’s leg as a fitness tracker. The product seems to have a focus on multiplayer gatherings and parties, with players needing one of the belt-like devices and a Joy-Con strapped in to make use of it. More information and details are scheduled to be revealed on September 12th.

 

[TamarindoJuice]

Definitions of ridiculous successfully updated.

 

[Deleted User]

This seems like satire making fun of ridiculous Nintendo gimmicks, but it's a real fucking thing. I do hope this means we get a succesor to Wii Sports, though I think it's definitely gonna be packaged with a Wii Fit succesor.

 

[SonyUSA]

I need an adult after that video

Nintendo selling bondage gear now?

 

[ganons]

I'm guessing a new firmware update would be required for this

 

[Lodad]

Nothing like huddling around the living room to watch a middle-aged bearded man play with a space-age thighmaster and hip thrust while he's lying on his back and sweating.

Nintendo, you've done it again.

 

[saulopp]

expected lifetime: 1 adult pressing hard

 

[Paulsar99]

Looks stupid but hey atleast it's not another expensive cardboard.

 

[nWo]

The commercial sucks ass just as the last 9 years or so of Nintendo Commercials. And the product? Well... Nintendo just being Nintendo.

 

[Foxi4]

This has to be some kind of long-term bet going on internally in Nintendo.

"Hey boss, they actually bought the cardboard we tried to sell them last time, what do we do?"
"How's about... *looks meaningfully at a pile of old bicycle tires* This!"
"Now THAT is funny! I'll take these to the boys in marketing."

 

[pepom60]

Nice

 

[HarveyHouston]

Seems like more Iwata-inspired stuff is coming to the Switch. I wonder what titles will be supported for this thing. Switch Fit (proposed name to the successor to Wii Fit U), perhaps?

I gotta say, it looks really weird. Definitely not what I was expecting. Gradually, the Switch is starting to look more interesting... I'm still not buying it, though. Not until I see the changes I want.

 

[banjo2]

What can I say but...

Finally.

Spoiler

I was gonna put the time for the silliest-looking part of the video, but it's all too silly.

 

[zeveroth]

I'm all for accessories but I'm not too sure I get the appeal. I'll wait until Nintendo can capture my attention in a meaningful way.

 

[The Real Jdbye]

I don't know how to feel about this. It looks like something that will never be used by any serious gamer, which means we are probably gonna be seeing an influx of casual trash like back in the Wii days. I mean it might be fun to try out but I could never imagine playing a real game that way for any length of time.

 

[Itzumi]

If by new experience you mean "dear god it's the wii all over again", then yeah i guess.

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Now you can be Switch Fit oh look I can Hula with my Hula Hoop , Sonic and the Sacred Rings Switch! Now You Are The Ring. Bring back the ability to have Two Screens and I may consider Buying a PreOwned Switch Fully Exploited ofcourse.

MY 666 POST on NINTENDO!!! FCKING KNEW IT NINTENDO HAS ONE GOLD RING TO RULE THEM ALL WE GET THE SHITTY VELCRO RINGS once you start messing with this you are Nintendo's Slave Forever!!!

what drugs are you on sir, and where can I get some?

 

[CORE]

If by new experience you mean "dear god it's the wii all over again", then yeah i guess.

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what drugs are you on sir, and where can I get some?

It is called Humor it was my 666 Post hence Nintendo being Evil which is why I added the CAPITALS and Dramatic Text.

It basically something that makes you laugh if you find it funny the Chemi8cal sends a signal in your Brain for a response.

 

[Itzumi]

It is called Humor it was my 666 Post hence Nintendo being Evil which is why I added the CAPITALS and Dramatic Text.

It basically something that makes you laugh if you find it funny the Chemi8cal sends a signal in your Brain for a response.

1. what the fuck is a 666 post
2. how specifically is nintendo evil
3. Yes I know how dopamine works.

 

[CORE]

1. what the fuck is a 666 post
2. how specifically is nintendo evil
3. Yes I know how dopamine works.

IT was my 666 Post on this Forum and it happen to be Nintendo new gimmick crap , which I referenced as Mark of the Beast Lord of the Rings when you wear it , use it it uses you , you become a slave.

 

[Itzumi]

IT was my 666 Post on this Forum and it happen to be Nintendo new gimmick crap , which I referenced as Mark of the Beast Lord of the Rings when you wear it , use it it uses you , you become a slave.

So:
The new gimmicky controller thingy has something to do with Satan and enslavement. Did I get that right?

I don't see how any of this has anything to do with Satan.

 

[CORE]

So:
The new gimmicky controller thingy has something to do with Satan and enslavement. Did I get that right?

I don't see how any of this has anything to do with Satan.

Forget it! The Joke was it was my 666 Post!