New Hentmei Release Date Announced, 21-12-12

[AlanJohn]

Today, CEO of Naked Fist˜™ Inc. AlanJohn has announced a release date for the new hentmei addition "Raise Your Weapon". The release date is friday, the 21st of December. AlanJohn said that this release date is "100% accurate" and hentmei will be released "with no delay". Here is our interview with AlanJohn and reporter Joseph Gordon:
Joseph: Good evening Mr. AlanJohn.
AlanJohn: yo.
Joseph: What the urgent news you wanted to tell us so badly?
AlanJohn: We are releasing hentmei.
*Joseph gasps*
AlanJohn: This month.
AlanJohn: 21-12-12.
Joseph: OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SO FUCKING HYPED HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY SOMEONE GIVE ME A DICK TO SUCK I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW OH---
*Joseph has a heart attack*
*Daisy walks into the room*
Daisy: Sorry for the delay, Joseph has had a heart attack.
AlanJohn: No problem.
Daisy: So, what is going on in the new epic amazing installment?
AlanJohn: Well, i've already talked about this in a previous interview ( I think) but basically Vulpes Abnocto (played by Bradly Cooper) is on the run with a bounty of $5 million on his head and he is on an adventure with ProtoKun7 (played by Matt Smith) to save GBAtemp from the monarchy created by the dictator-admin Costello (played by Ellen Page).
Daisy: Oh wow, that's so cool!
Daisy: In fact that is so cool that I find you my idol, AlanJohn!
*AlanJohn has a smirk*
Daisy: Would you mind if I take off my shirt?
AlanJohn: I wouldn't.
*Daisy takes off her shirt*
Daisy: Oh wow Mr. AlanJohn, that's one big [censored] you have in your pants right there!

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Rest of the interview has not been published due to the fact that it is quite severely NSFW.
This interview is in memory of Joseph Gordon. R.I.P.

 

[DinohScene]

OH MY GOD YES ;o;

I'VE BEEN DYING FOR THIS ;o;

 

[ComeTurismO]

I.. I CANT WAIT.

fuck you LOL JK LALALALALAL ~!~!~!~!~!

 

[Black-Ice]

9/10 wait patiently for a cameo

 

[The Catboy]

Am I in it?

 

[Gahars]

It looks like Bradzx's video is going to provide some pretty stiff competition.

 

[Flame]

 

[ComeTurismO]

i better be in this

 

[AlanJohn]

I'm sad to say that none of you are going to be in the hentmei.
Sorry, but you need to be more popular and shit.

 

[nryn99]

Am i popular enough to be in this?

 

[AlanJohn]

Am i popular enough to be in this?

No.
I'm sorry but if you were like to get in a fight between vulpes and p1ngpong or some shit then I would love to add you.

 

[nryn99]

No.
I'm sorry but if you were like to get in a fight between vulpes and p1ngpong or some shit then I would love to add you.

except i couldn't think of a reason to fight them. i don't think i have been in a fight here either, just heated discussions.

 

[AlanJohn]

except i couldn't think of a reason to fight them. i don't think i have been in a fight here either, just heated discussions.

:/
I'm sorry but presence in hentmei requires high GBAtemp performance and amazing luck. TBH I just randomly choose cameos. Like, in example, I see mucus in a thread about bears and make a cameo of him where he is mauled by a bear.

 

[nryn99]

:/
I'm sorry but presence in hentmei requires high GBAtemp performance and amazing luck. TBH I just randomly choose cameos. Like, in example, I see mucus in a thread about bears and make a cameo of him where he is mauled by a bear.

you should have made hentmeis when i was still posting.

 

[AlanJohn]

you should have made hentmeis when i was still posting.

Man hentmei's take a lot of time yo.
Like, for the past 2 months, so much shit went down on gbatemp it was hard as fuck to keep up with.

 

[p1ngpong]

Being banned by me is a guaranteed way to be in hentmei, so just piss me off if you want to be added.

 

[Black-Ice]

I'm sad to say that none of you are going to be in the hentmei.
Sorry, but you need to be more popular and shit.

I would like to appeal upon the basis of being rather popular.

 

[AlanJohn]

I would like to appeal upon the basis of being rather popular.

Yes but as I said, you're not popular in the timeline "Raise Your Weapon" is in.
Even though you guys aren't in it I'm absolutely sure that you will all love this new hentmei installment

 

[Black-Ice]

Yes but as I said, you're not popular in the timeline "Raise Your Weapon" is in.
Even though you guys aren't in it I'm absolutely sure that you will all love this new hentmei installment

Damn your sound logic and understandable tone *shakes fist in old man way*
I concede this time alan john.
I look forward to your installment

 

[nryn99]

Yes but as I said, you're not popular in the timeline "Raise Your Weapon" is in.
Even though you guys aren't in it I'm absolutely sure that you will all love this new hentmei installment

I have always loved your hentmei AJ. I told my friends about this. The guys tattooed your hentmei on their backs and the girls want you sign their boobs.