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Today, CEO of Naked Fist™ Inc. AlanJohn has announced a release date for the new hentmei addition "Raise Your Weapon". The release date is friday, the 21st of December. AlanJohn said that this release date is "100% accurate" and hentmei will be released "with no delay". Here is our interview with AlanJohn and reporter Joseph Gordon:
Joseph: Good evening Mr. AlanJohn.
AlanJohn: yo.
Joseph: What the urgent news you wanted to tell us so badly?
AlanJohn: We are releasing hentmei.
*Joseph gasps*
AlanJohn: This month.
AlanJohn: 21-12-12.
Joseph: OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SO FUCKING HYPED HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY SOMEONE GIVE ME A DICK TO SUCK I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW OH---
*Joseph has a heart attack*
*Daisy walks into the room*
Daisy: Sorry for the delay, Joseph has had a heart attack.
AlanJohn: No problem.
Daisy: So, what is going on in the new epic amazing installment?
AlanJohn: Well, i've already talked about this in a previous interview ( I think) but basically Vulpes Abnocto (played by Bradly Cooper) is on the run with a bounty of $5 million on his head and he is on an adventure with ProtoKun7 (played by Matt Smith) to save GBAtemp from the monarchy created by the dictator-admin Costello (played by Ellen Page).
Daisy: Oh wow, that's so cool!
Daisy: In fact that is so cool that I find you my idol, AlanJohn!
*AlanJohn has a smirk*
Daisy: Would you mind if I take off my shirt?
AlanJohn: I wouldn't.
*Daisy takes off her shirt*
Daisy: Oh wow Mr. AlanJohn, that's one big [censored] you have in your pants right there!
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Rest of the interview has not been published due to the fact that it is quite severely NSFW.
This interview is in memory of Joseph Gordon. R.I.P.