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  1. PineappleGod

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    There! Right There!
    Look at that tan, that tinted skin
    Look at the killer shape he's in
    Look at that slightly stubly chin
    Oh Please he's gay, totally gay

    (Stealphie)
    I'm not about to celebrate
    Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate.
    This guy's not gay, I say not gay

    (All)
    That is the elephant in the room
    Well, is it relevant to assume
    that a man who wears perfume
    is automatically matically fay?

    (Alexander)
    But look at his coiffed and crispy locks

    (NobodyImportant)
    Look at his silk translucent socks

    (PineappleGod)
    There's the eternal paradox
    Look what we're seeing

    (Stealphie)
    What are we seeing?

    (NobodyImportant)
    Is he gay?

    (Alexander)
    Of course he's gay

    (PineappleGod)
    Or European?

    (All)
    ohhhhhh
    Gay or European?
    It's hard to guarantee
    Is he gay or european?

    (Lilith)
    Well, hey don't look at me

    (Chary)
    You see they bring their boys up different
    in those charming foreign ports
    They play peculiar sports

    (All)
    In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
    Gay or foreign fella?
    The answer could take weeks
    They will say things like "ciao bella"
    while they kiss you on both cheeks

    (Lilith)
    Oh please

    (All)
    Gay or European?
    So many shades of gray

    (Chary)
    Depending on the time of day
    The French go either way

    (All)
    Is he gay or European?
    or-

    (x69543)
    There! Right There!
    Look at that condescending smirk
    Seen it on every guy at work
    That is a metro-hetro jerk
    That guy's not gay, I say no way

    (All)
    That is the elephant in the room
    Well is it relevant to presume
    that a hottie in that costume

    (Chary)
    Is automatically, radically

    (PineappleGod)
    Ironically, cronically

    (Alexander)
    Scurtinly, curtainly

    (Stealphie)
    Genetically, netically

    (All)
    Gay!
    Officially Gay!
    Officially Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay!

    Dammit

    Gay or European?

    (PineappleGod)
    So stylish and relaxed

    (All)
    Is he gay or European?

    (PineappleGod)
    I think his chest is waxed

    (Alexander)
    But they bring their boys up different there
    It's culturally diverse
    It's not a fashion curse

    (All)
    If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
    Gay or just exotic?
    I still can't crack the code

    (DailyWeather)
    Yet his accent is hypnotic
    but his shoes are pointy toed

    (All)
    Huh
    Gay or European?
    So many shades of gray

    (AmandaRose)
    But if he turns out straight
    I'm free at 8 on saturday

    (All)
    Is he gay or European?
    Gay or european?
    Gay or Euro-

    (AlanJohn)
    Wait a minute!
    Give me a chance to crack this guy
    I have an idea I'd like to try

    (PineappleGod)
    The floor is yours

    (AlanJohn)
    So Mr. Darkness...
    This alleged affair with Ms. IanSkinner
    has been going on for...?

    (xxdarkness)
    2 years

    (AlanJohn)
    And your first name again is...?

    (xxdarkness)
    XX

    (AlanJohn)
    And your boyfriend's name is...?

    (xxdarkness)
    Costello

    I'm sorry! I misunderstand
    You say boyfriend
    I thought you say best friend
    Costello is my best friend

    (Costello)
    You bastard!
    You lying bastard!
    That's it
    I no cover for you, no more!

    Peoples
    I have a big announcement
    This man is gay and European!
    you've got to stop your being
    a completely closet case

    No matter what he say
    I sware he never ever ever swing the other way
    You are so gay
    You big parfait!
    You flaming boy in cabaret

    (xxdarkness)
    I'm straight!

    (Costello)
    You were not yesterday

    So if I may, I'm proud to say
    He's gay!

    (All)
    And European!

    (Costello)
    He's gay!

    (All)
    And European!

    (Costello)
    He's gay!

    (All)
    And European and Gay!

    (xxdarkness)
    Fine okay I'm gay!

    (All)
    Hooray!

    (xxdarkness and Costello)
    Fine. Okay. We're gay!
     
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  2. Lilith Valentine

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    I am going to make a simple request that you please don't bring up that old name of my mine.
     
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    Thanks for editing that for me
     
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    Nobody_Important4u Barely real
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    I am copyrighted and you didin't pay license fee so enjoy being sued.
     
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    You fool you signed the contract when drunk!
     
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    DinohScene hail p1ngpong
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    What the fuck is this?
     
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    Nobody_Important4u Barely real
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    I don't drink alcochole tho
     
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    Wait what? Why my mother? What does she have to do with this?
     
  9. PineappleGod

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    Comedy.
    Who said you were drunk on alcohol?
    Yes.
     
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    "Comedy"


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    p1ngpong Gamer Professional Deluxe
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    I will admit, I could not be bothered to read any of OPs post apart from the first couple of words.

    Anyway to answer the question @DinohScene is both.
     
  12. PineappleGod

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    (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)
     
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    UltraSUPRA Happy Child Molestor Month!!
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    plot twist: it's a baby
     
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    Poggers but that's illegal
     
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    @xX_darknesss_Xx Is gay and European.
     
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    GhostLatte GBAtemp's Official Van Master™
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    Sounds like you should get in the van
     
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    This is taking place in the van, dumbass. Maybe if you weren't so busy driving you would notice.
     
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    Me realizing no one has laughed yet
    (• ▽ • ; )
     
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