Today, CEO of Naked Fist™ Inc. AlanJohn has announced a release date for the new hentmei addition "Raise Your Weapon". The release date is friday, the 21st of December. AlanJohn said that this release date is "100% accurate" and hentmei will be released "with no delay". Here is our interview with AlanJohn and reporter Joseph Gordon: Joseph: Good evening Mr. AlanJohn. AlanJohn: yo. Joseph: What the urgent news you wanted to tell us so badly? AlanJohn: We are releasing hentmei. *Joseph gasps* AlanJohn: This month. AlanJohn: 21-12-12. Joseph: OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SO FUCKING HYPED HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY SOMEONE GIVE ME A DICK TO SUCK I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW OH--- *Joseph has a heart attack* *Daisy walks into the room* Daisy: Sorry for the delay, Joseph has had a heart attack. AlanJohn: No problem. Daisy: So, what is going on in the new epic amazing installment? AlanJohn: Well, i've already talked about this in a previous interview ( I think) but basically Vulpes Abnocto (played by Bradly Cooper) is on the run with a bounty of $5 million on his head and he is on an adventure with ProtoKun7 (played by Matt Smith) to save GBAtemp from the monarchy created by the dictator-admin Costello (played by Ellen Page). Daisy: Oh wow, that's so cool! Daisy: In fact that is so cool that I find you my idol, AlanJohn! *AlanJohn has a smirk* Daisy: Would you mind if I take off my shirt? AlanJohn: I wouldn't. *Daisy takes off her shirt* Daisy: Oh wow Mr. AlanJohn, that's one big [censored] you have in your pants right there! -------------- Rest of the interview has not been published due to the fact that it is quite severely NSFW. This interview is in memory of Joseph Gordon. R.I.P.