New Hentmei Release Date Announced, 21-12-12

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  1. AlanJohn
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    Today, CEO of Naked Fist˜™ Inc. AlanJohn has announced a release date for the new hentmei addition "Raise Your Weapon". The release date is friday, the 21st of December. AlanJohn said that this release date is "100% accurate" and hentmei will be released "with no delay". Here is our interview with AlanJohn and reporter Joseph Gordon:
    Joseph: Good evening Mr. AlanJohn.
    AlanJohn: yo.
    Joseph: What the urgent news you wanted to tell us so badly?
    AlanJohn: We are releasing hentmei.
    *Joseph gasps*
    AlanJohn: This month.
    AlanJohn: 21-12-12.
    Joseph: OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SO FUCKING HYPED HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY SOMEONE GIVE ME A DICK TO SUCK I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW OH---
    *Joseph has a heart attack*
    *Daisy walks into the room*
    Daisy: Sorry for the delay, Joseph has had a heart attack.
    AlanJohn: No problem.
    Daisy: So, what is going on in the new epic amazing installment?
    AlanJohn: Well, i've already talked about this in a previous interview ( I think) but basically Vulpes Abnocto (played by Bradly Cooper) is on the run with a bounty of $5 million on his head and he is on an adventure with ProtoKun7 (played by Matt Smith) to save GBAtemp from the monarchy created by the dictator-admin Costello (played by Ellen Page).
    Daisy: Oh wow, that's so cool!
    Daisy: In fact that is so cool that I find you my idol, AlanJohn!
    *AlanJohn has a smirk*
    Daisy: Would you mind if I take off my shirt?
    AlanJohn: I wouldn't.
    *Daisy takes off her shirt*
    Daisy: Oh wow Mr. AlanJohn, that's one big [censored] you have in your pants right there!

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    Rest of the interview has not been published due to the fact that it is quite severely NSFW.
    This interview is in memory of Joseph Gordon. R.I.P.

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    OH MY GOD YES ;o;

    I'VE BEEN DYING FOR THIS ;o;
     
  3. ComeTurismO

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    I.. I CANT WAIT.

    fuck you LOL JK LALALALALAL ~!~!~!~!~!
     
  4. Black-Ice

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    9/10 wait patiently for a cameo
     
  5. Lilith Valentine

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  6. Gahars

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    It looks like Bradzx's video is going to provide some pretty stiff competition.
     
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  8. ComeTurismO

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    i better be in this
     
  9. AlanJohn
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    I'm sad to say that none of you are going to be in the hentmei.
    Sorry, but you need to be more popular and shit.
     
  10. Narayan

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    Am i popular enough to be in this?
     
  11. AlanJohn
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    AlanJohn くたばれ

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    No.
    I'm sorry but if you were like to get in a fight between vulpes and p1ngpong or some shit then I would love to add you.
     
  12. Narayan

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    except i couldn't think of a reason to fight them. i don't think i have been in a fight here either, just heated discussions.
     
  13. AlanJohn
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    :/
    I'm sorry but presence in hentmei requires high GBAtemp performance and amazing luck. TBH I just randomly choose cameos. Like, in example, I see mucus in a thread about bears and make a cameo of him where he is mauled by a bear.
     
  14. Narayan

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    you should have made hentmeis when i was still posting.
     
  15. AlanJohn
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    Man hentmei's take a lot of time yo.
    Like, for the past 2 months, so much shit went down on gbatemp it was hard as fuck to keep up with.
     
  16. p1ngpong

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    Being banned by me is a guaranteed way to be in hentmei, so just piss me off if you want to be added.
     
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  17. Black-Ice

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    I would like to appeal upon the basis of being rather popular.
     
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  18. AlanJohn
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    Yes but as I said, you're not popular in the timeline "Raise Your Weapon" is in.
    Even though you guys aren't in it I'm absolutely sure that you will all love this new hentmei installment :)
     
  19. Black-Ice

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    Damn your sound logic and understandable tone *shakes fist in old man way*
    I concede this time alan john.
    I look forward to your installment
     
  20. Narayan

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    I have always loved your hentmei AJ. I told my friends about this. The guys tattooed your hentmei on their backs and the girls want you sign their boobs.