Necro bump

[Guild McCommunist]

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna bump em' like they're from 2004
Post em' let em' bump raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Old threads now new threads I just do what I want
And after it's been locked I'll start what I start

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll bump it hot, show them what was lost
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll bump it hot, show them what was lost

Please read my,
Please read my
Just please read my necro bump
(Raising posts like nobody)
Please read my
Please read my
Just please read my necro bump
(Raising posts like nobody)

N-n-necro bump, N-n-necro bump
(Mum mum mum mah)
N-n-necro bump, N-n-necro bump
(Mum mum mum mah)

Where's this thread where should it be
In the trash can where it it should be with me
Bumping old threads may seem like some fun
And when you're a mod if it just isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll bump it hot, show them what was lost
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll bump it hot, show them what was lost

Please read my,
Please read my
Just please read my necro bump
(Raising posts like nobody)
Please read my
Please read my
Just please read my necro bump
(Raising posts like nobody)

N-n-necro bump, N-n-necro bump
(Mum mum mum mah)
N-n-necro bump, N-n-necro bump
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that I do it
Threads that miss you
Cause I'm bumpin' with my spammin'
I'm not postin' I'm just stunnin' with my dead-thread-lovin'
Just like a noob in the thread
Bump a thread before I go away
I promise this, promise this
Check this thread cause it's ageless

Please read my,
Please read my
Just please read my necro bump
(Raising posts like nobody)
Please read my
Please read my
Just please read my necro bump
(Raising posts like nobody)

Please read my,
Please read my
Just please read my necro bump
(Raising posts like nobody)
Please read my
Please read my
Just please read my necro bump
(Raising posts like nobody)

Please read my,
Please read my
Just please read my necro bump
(Raising posts like nobody)
Please read my
Please read my
Just please read my necro bump
(Raising posts like nobody)

N-n-necro bump, N-n-necro bump
(Mum mum mum mah)
N-n-necro bump, N-n-necro bump
(Mum mum mum mah)

N-n-necro bump, N-n-necro bump
(Mum mum mum mah)
N-n-necro bump, N-n-necro bump
(Mum mum mum mah)

N-n-necro bump, N-n-necro bump
(Mum mum mum mah)
N-n-necro bump, N-n-necro bump
(Mum mum mum mah)

Meh. That took me all of 10 minutes to do.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Nice one.

Timing's a bit off in some places, but still, nice one.

 

[Deleted-171178]

When I read the topic title, I thought it involed female corpses and males.

 

[haflore]

This has supreme awesomeness!!

 

[Deleted User]

What song did you base this on?

 

[Guild McCommunist]

What song did you base this on?

Poker Face by Lady GaGa.

Original lyrics:

Spoiler

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas please
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
LoveGame intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

 

[ProtoKun7]

What song did you base this on?

Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

What song did you base this on?

Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.

Why look at this old thread
I don't know the rules and why should I?
A necro bump is what I'm thinking of
You want this thread up but who knows why?
I just wanna post what I feel
Gotta make you understand

CHORUS
Gonna necro bump you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna let some dumb mod desert you,
Never gonna let you fry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna let you go, to page two

We've known each other for so long
Your posts are dead, but I need to save it
We need people to know what's goin' on
We know it's lame but we're gonna play it
And if you give my thread a seal (as in the sealing of a letter, not the animal)
Don't tell me that it's nothing to see

(CHORUS)

CHORUSCHORUS
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give
(give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give
(give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your posts are dead, but I need to save it
We need people to know what's goin' on
We know it's lame but we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

(CHORUS)

 

[Deleted-171178]

Now this is a story all about how
This thread got bumped up when it was down
And I'd like to bump it up again, wait right there
I'll tell you how I was banned from The Testing Area.

In Off Topic taught and trained
EOF was where I spent most of my days
Lurking more, saging, bumping some threads
Making sure none of them went dead
Until a couple of mods, up to some good
Starting locking threads, calling me a noob.
I got in one flame war and the 'hammers got manned
And from then for a week I was banned.

I appealed my ban about 7 or 8
And yell at the mods "YO HOME BAN ME LATER!"
Look at my warning, I'm finally there
About to be banned, by the guys with no care.

 

[Deleted User]

Now this is a story all about how
This thread got bumped up when it was down
And I'd like to bump it up again, wait right there
I'll tell you how I was banned from The Testing Area.

In Off Topic taught and trained
EOF was where I spent most of my days
Lurking more, saging, bumping some threads
Making sure none of them went dead
Until a couple of mods, up to some good
Starting locking threads, calling me a noob.
I got in one flame war and the 'hammers got manned
And from then for a week I was banned.

I appealed my ban about 7 or 8
And yell at the mods "YO HOME BAN ME LATER!"
Look at my warning, I'm finally there
About to be banned, by the guys with no care.

AWESOME

 

[Gore]

did you like edit a pre-made chan version of bel-air?
because there's no saging on gbatemp

 

[Deleted-171178]

No I didn't, I just couldn't think of another word to fit in there.

 

[Dagatahas]

This thread made me lol!

...and post.

 

[Demonbart]

did you like edit a pre-made chan version of bel-air?
because there's no saging on gbatemp

'the hell is saging anyway?

 

[prowler]

did you like edit a pre-made chan version of bel-air?
because there's no saging on gbatemp

'the hell is saging anyway?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sage

 

[Demonbart]

Thanks, now I know why I only go to /h/ and /u/ XD

 

[Sterling]

When I read the topic title, I thought it involed female corpses and males.

They stick their stiffy in a stiffy.

Lol thread is Lol.

 

[PabloMK7]

Did I read necro bump? Next user will have to wait until 2030 to make the next post.

 

[Deleted member 506316]

Did I read necro bump? Next user will have to wait until 2030 to make the next post.

No fuck you.

 

[Stealphie]

No fuck you.

uhhhh