Name The Movie

[KingdomBlade]

Kazaam?

 

[AlanJohn]

No, but close.
Its a very unknown kid-flick made by the Disney Channel.
Hell, I dont even know if it was in theaters...

REMEMBER: JEWISH BOY IN JEWISH SCHOOL!

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

No, but close.
Its a very unknown kid-flick made by the Disney Channel.
Hell, I dont even know if it was in theaters...

REMEMBER: JEWISH BOY IN JEWISH SCHOOL!

Whatever the movie is, it isn't mentioned in Shaq's IMDB.

 

[AlanJohn]

That means it was so bad it was never shown in theaters lol.

Anyways, new movie!

Its a screwed-up world which is controlled by the government, and only a terrorist and some bald girl can save it.

 

[alidsl]

That means it was so bad it was never shown in theaters lol.

Anyways, new movie!

Its a screwed-up world which is controlled by the government, and only a terrorist and some bald girl can save it.

I saw screwed up world and thought 1984

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Not quite. I believe he's referring to V for Vendetta

Next up: Fat men float through the air with the greatest of ease, people ride worms across the desert, Captain Picard teaches knife-fighting, and dorks around the world cream their pants.

 

[Helpful Corn]

no shaq in the bball movie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full-Court_Miracle

@vulpes: Dune? is picard in Dune? must be dune with the giant worms, that or beetlejuice.

Next: This movie involves a current US governor, three breasts and a clone or something, also mars.

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

Terminator

Next: A kid is tortured by a prank caller obsessed with goats.

 

[FireGrey]

Terminator

Next: A kid is tortured by a prank caller obsessed with goats.

Goat shagger becomes hardcore pedophile.

A movie about a guy that has to do something, but needs to choose between a girl or the thing, but then it works out so he gets to do both or he just loses interest in what he has to do.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

@vulpes: Dune? is picard in Dune? must be dune with the giant worms, that or beetlejuice.

Well the character might not be, but yes Patrick Stewart played the warrior troubadour Gurney Halleck in the 1984 version of Dune.

*glances at FireGrey's hint*
The Adventures of That Guy. You Know. The One With The Stuff.

Next up: This movie stars Peter Sellers, Peter Sellers, and Peter Sellers. A fight breaks out in the War Room. Sterling Hayden contemplates the purity of drinking water in the US.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Strange. I would have thought somebody could get that one.
Let's try a couple more hints.

A doctor can't control his own hand.
The president is named after a pubic wig. (Yes, those really exist, and they have their own name)
Major Kong rides the bomb.

 

[Helpful Corn]

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Never seen it

Next:
Captain picard wants to kill braveheart who falls down a stairwell duck taped into a wheelchair whilst tripping on acid.

 

[FireGrey]

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Never seen it

Next:
Captain picard wants to kill braveheart who falls down a stairwell duck taped into a wheelchair whilst tripping on acid.

Picard vs. Braveheart

Next up:
A movie with Adam Sandler and he does stuff.

 

[DeathStrudel]

Going Overboard. AKA: the worst best movie ever made.

Next: Two guys use a phone booth to pass their history class

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

"Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure".
I find it incredibly sad that a portion of my memory is taken up with that information.

Oh, and Helpful's movie was "Conspiracy Theory"

Next: Self-admitted ugly Latino actor gets to rub up on Jessica Alba AND Michelle Rodriguez in a single movie.
(Also Lindsay Lohan, but I'm only mentioning the ones that are still attractive, here)
What a lucky bastard!
Oh, and lots of decapitations.

 

[Thanatos Telos]

Machete.
Movie that is set in france. Has a Mouse.

 

[Necron]

Ratatouille
An ex-marine who then gets blue balls.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Need more hints.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Nah, on second thought, I really didn't want to know what that movie was anyway.

On with the game!

Next: Spoiled rich kids and fat guys get the chance to take over the bodies of actual people to fulfill their fantasies of killing and/or fucking in the guise of a video game.

 

[Paarish]

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