My mum might need a new vibrator soon – Any suggestions?

[captain_obvious]

As some of you might know vibrators and me aren’t best friends (understatement). This means my interest and knowledge level are… very low.
For me a sex toy has to be under full control, but my mum isn’t as picky in this regard. Open bootloaders, root access and the like aren’t important. She even has Google services running on her current vibrator →

Very important:

• Low price – Neither of us would pay much for a vibrator
• Battery running time per charge should be high. Having to charge every two or three days is annoying.

Nice to have:

• Microphone jack (to record her moaning)
• Working camera (This means a camera that produces high quality videos in a dimly lit bedroom)
• Manufacturer providing more than 3 days of updates/support

Not needed:

• Gaming capabilities or strong motor. Lower end is enough.
• Super-Mega high-res webcam for her to watch herself on

Under this conditions: Which manufacturer or even which exact model would be a good purchase.

We would be very happy and thankful to receive constructive suggestions; this would save us aimless searching on the Internet (which is difficult anyway, given the self-congratulation that appears as advertising instead of a list of simple facts)

 

[x65943]

tl;dr

Just pleasure your mom yourself you lazy bum

 

[SylverReZ]

tl;dr

Just pleasure your mom yourself you lazy bum

Uremum be doing OnlyFans.

 

[Hayato213]

uremum needs to be gothicc.

 

[SylverReZ]

uremum needs to be gothicc.

Juan would join in the fun.

 

[Hayato213]

Uremum be doing OnlyFans.

Sure Juan would sign up for OnlyFans if the condition of gothicc chick was met, but then again Juan's wallet. Maybe he can pay with DS (deez bananas) that he stole.

 

[Veho]

tl;dr

Just pleasure your mom yourself you lazy bum

The line is too long.

 

[SylverReZ]

Sure Juan would sign up for OnlyFans if the condition of gothicc chick was met, but then again Juan's wallet. Maybe he can pay with DS (deez bananas) that he stole.

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He can pay me with deez nuts.

 

[Hayato213]

The line is too long.

Juan is going to jump to the front of the line.

 

[SylverReZ]

 

[Hayato213]

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Lmao Christmas come early for Juan Mena.

 

[SylverReZ]

Lmao Christmas come early for Juan Mena.

He comes early twice a year.

 

[Hayato213]

He comes early twice a year.

You came 4 days late, should have gifted him that on September 16, Mexican Independence Day where Juan get his Independence from Godreporn.

 

[SylverReZ]

You came 4 days late, should have gifted him that on September 16, Mexican Independence Day where Juan get his Independence from Godreporn.

 

[Jayinem]

Amazon is starting to send products with no packaging, might not want to order from there.

 

[Noctosphere]

the bigger the better? I guess?

 

[mrdude]

Here you go, no need to worry about batteries running out as it's mains operated. It even comes with safety gloves, oil and spare brushes (goggles are an optional extra). It can be fitted with various attachments. This should keep your mum and you going for a while (untill she needs something larger or with more power). There's no need for a camera as the pictures would look like they had been taken by Michael J Fox, and the vibating noise would probably drown out a microphes ability to hear any moaning so this is not needed either.

All in all this should satisfy even the most moist of people.

 

[AncientBoi]

Amazon is starting to send products with no packaging, might not want to order from there.

[stops my package shipment]

 

[Noctosphere]

I saw this in a tv show about life in colonial regions of Quebec back in 1890's. The doctor ordered an item to treat a young woman for a newly discovered disease.
Here is the item he ordered

image in the show

the lady is intrigued by how it works

the doctor is using it...

...for the first time and all he says is "Fascinating"

 

[SylverReZ]

Here you go, no need to worry about batteries running out as it's mains operated. It even comes with safety gloves, oil and spare brushes (goggles are an optional extra). It can be fitted with various attachments. This should keep your mum and you going for a while (untill she needs something larger or with more power). There's no need for a camera as the pictures would look like they had been taken by Michael J Fox, and the vibating noise would probably drown out a microphes ability to hear any moaning so this is not needed either.

All in all this should satisfy even the most moist of people.

A cheap-way to get a sex machine.