My mum might need a new vibrator soon – Any suggestions?

[AncientBoi]

A cheap-way to get a sex machine.

MY sex machine is unwavering. And does NOT require any electrical power. Damn thing doesn't even need to be purchased. What is it you say? I call it "MANUELO" . It knows just the way I like it

 

[BitterSweetcandyshop]

Consider the app iVibrate! Now you can vomit every time you see your ma hand her phone to someone! or even just touch it in general.
this is an actual app, do what you *pleasure* with this information pftttt lmaoooo

 

[Bunjolio]

tl;dr

Just pleasure your mom yourself you lazy bum

well you see, she would go to jail, and i would get in trouble too probably....