TrolleyDave said:
Wait, you mean there are actually people who don't like The Muppets?
W: "You old fool, you slept through the whole show!"
S: "Fool?
You're the one who
watched it!"
Do ho ho ho ho!
W: "Hey bear! The only thing scary around here is the fact you're still in comedy!"
S: "Yeah! The only thing in this issue that won't come back from the dead is your act!"
W: "Face it! In the field of entertainment, you don't stand a GHOST of a chance!"
Do ho ho ho ho!
W: "Well, you gotta give them credit."
S: "Why's that?"
W: "Well, they're gonna keep on doing it till they get it right."
W: "Well, I'd say this was one medium sketch."
S: "How's that?"
W: "Well it wasn't rare, and it certainly wasn't well done!"
Do ho ho ho ho ho!