Masturbation, farts, and men.

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Nov 20, 2010

Masturbation, farts, and men. by Rydian at 1:00 PM (1,068 Views / 0 Likes) 12 replies

  1. Rydian
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    Welcome to the world of gay men and anal sex. You pump and pump and that ass gets filled with gas. Becuase of what was being done loud farts are a matter for course. I am not impressed as this has happened to me -either myself or someone I was with- so may times...

    and as to the sweat-y-ness you really do not have to worry. As a man who has had sex quite literally 5 to 6 times (minimum) a day for over over 3-4 years YOU ARE NOT ALONE. Sweat-i-ness happens to alot of people.
    Even funnier there are whole chat-rooms devoted to people looking for sweaty f--kers. You just haven't looked hard enough or need to get over your shyness.
    I'd go to work on the way have sex... At work just before I start... on my first break (with a customer)...
    on my lunch sometimes it would be a threesome... then just after work with the one manager across the way (god she was hot and flexible)... and I would pick someone up on the way home (sometimes they would spend the night)...
    Of all the times I have had sex I never really thought god thats way too much sweat, it was more damn this is getting slick mmm damn. Only one person I can remember had a problem - more "you sure your not grossed out over my sweat?" I was actually turned on and pointed it out any one who cares about sweat is probably someone looking for an excuse to just get off then get out BEFORE YOU GET OFF - those people are ass-holes. sweat happpens during sexual activity it a natural response from your body - you know pheremones- being against that is just being stupid.

    Oh and you could always turn the temp down - and make them have to come to you for warmth - which either way is win win...
     
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    Most ppl paw to vids. Lemme guess... furry? XD

    If so then I ain't surprised. I've had my share of ...intriguing ppl. 8D
     
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