*Freezes
*Game Cartridge doesn't read
*Glitchy screen
*JoyCon Stuck Issue
*Sound issues
*Dock is terrible, leaves the screen with horribles scratchs
*And much more...! (like black screen, blue screen, Windows XP, is that you?)
Just look this...
It's funny when people are like, "But Sony/Microsoft." The thing is, Nintendo has spent 30 years trying to provide top quality products and proper testing. My N64 is 20 years old and a launch system, no issues, my Wii is a launch Wii, no issues. But now Nintendo is starting to to slip up and should be called out on that. These aren't issues people are going out of their way to find, these are happening pretty easily. Something like the left controller not working should have been fixed before launch. The dock damaging the system should have been looked into before launch and so much more that shouldn't be part of the launch. If this were beta testing, this would be acceptable, but it's not beta testing.
Yeah, hopefully they improve it sooner or later, or the Switch is going to be a failure, just like the Wii U.It's funny when people are like, "But Sony/Microsoft." The thing is, Nintendo has spent 30 years trying to provide top quality products and proper testing. My N64 is 20 years old and a launch system, no issues, my Wii is a launch Wii, no issues. But now Nintendo is starting to to slip up and should be called out on that. These aren't issues people are going out of their way to find, these are happening pretty easily. Something like the left controller not working should have been fixed before launch. The dock damaging the system should have been looked into before launch and so much more that shouldn't be part of the launch. If this were beta testing, this would be acceptable, but it's not beta testing.
Guys you're really blowing these issues out of proportion. This is a very small minority having issues.Yeah, hopefully they improve it sooner or later, or the Switch is going to be a failure, just like the Wii U.
that the console was a pile of crap? right, because i almost never had those issues with the cod titles on wii.Its a sign..
Oh, I was gonna say stop playing cod, but that works too.that the console was a pile of crap? right, because i almost never had those issues with the cod titles on wii.
Guys you're really blowing these issues out of proportion. This is a very small minority having issues.
Putting your dick in there.My dick got stuck in the docking station. What did I do wrong?
Touche /sSo you're saying hacked together unofficial software can make your console crash? Good to know.
Nothing, you just Switched your i for a o... Dick to Dock.My dick got stuck in the docking station. What did I do wrong?
I had similar thoughts before the accident. I'll read the manual next time.Putting your dick in there.
I guess now it's a dicking station.Nothing, you just Switched your i for a o... Dick to Dock.
Alright, good luck getting your dick out. Have fun!I had similar thoughts before the accident. I'll read the manual next time.
They said not to eat the cartridges, so I ate the joy cons. Wut do.My dick got stuck in the docking station. What did I do wrong?
Alright, good luck getting your dick out. Have fun!
I had similar thoughts before the accident. I'll read the manual next time.
I guess now it's a dicking station.
Nintendo told me not to eat the cartridges, so I ate them because Nintendo can't tell what to do.They said not to eat the cartridges, so I ate the joy cons. Wut do.
I think some of these are from not downloading the day 1 update. It seems like a software issue, not the hardware. (Except the Joycon being stuck and the dock) If it is still happening after you install the update, it could be the update, don't quote me on that, but I think Nintendo should be able to fix this in a future update. Just a hunch.
This is 'Murica, if I believe eating cartridges coated in nasty-tasting chemicals is a god-given right, so it is dammit. Git 'er dun.Nintendo told me not to eat the cartridges, so I ate them because Nintendo can't tell what to do.