Japanese store explains PS4's power using Dragon Ball Z

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Looks like Japanese video game store owners are getting creative in explaining the power of the PS4 to their customers. One decided to resort to one of Japan’s most beloved anime and manga series: Dragonball.
In the picture at the bottom of this post you can see the peculiar billboard placed on the shop’s counter, as shared by Twitter user Kurage.
Here’s a translation of what the sign says:

PS4: just how powerful is it?
If you compare the PS3 to Freeza’s first form (battle power 530,000)
PS4 is a monster machine like the fourth form of Freeza (battle power 60 million).
[8GB Memory] -> 16 times the PS3. Power: Can use the Death Beam 16 times at the same time.
[8 Cores] -> 8 Times the PS3. Number of programs that can be executed: The Ginyu Force is now 40 people.
[Memory GDDR5] -> 7 Times the PS3. Processing Speed: Will move seven time quicker.

While not all the data is technically 100% correct, it’s definitely a hilarious way to let your customers know that the console they’re about to purchase is quite the beast.

Wowie.
 

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Pfft, they really half-assed it.

If they were committed to the Dragonball Z theme, they would've spent at least 5 episodes shouting basic information.
 

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Pfft, they really half-assed it.
If they were committed to the Dragonball Z theme, they would've spent at least 5 episodes shouting basic information.
Maybe they take hours to charge the PS4 before turning it on.
 
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While not all the data is technically 100% correct...

To whomever wrote it: you, sir, are a God among men. :grog:
(of course, you can be sure that I WILL copy this. Often, in fact)

Gun salesmen: yeah, this baby is as deadly as 5 bites from the shark of Jaws and as accurate as 2.438 times the golden gun from James Bond! :D ...okay, yeah sort of.
 
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