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This year, I'll turn 30 :cry:
As we say in Quebec "La trentaine, la bédaine" (Which could translate to "Thirty = Big belly)

That means I'll be considered as old... :cry:
Imagine what I'll be later... 40 meaning I'll be VERY old
And later... 50... I'll be nearing old farting
And after that? 60!!!! Old fart!!!!
And right after? 70!!!! Older fart!!!!
And guess what? there's 80 right after that... The constant near death experience
And if I can get to that, there's 90 after... as good as dead
And if I'm lucky enough, there's the worse... 100!!!!!!!!! THAT'S THE WALKING DEAD
 

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One day baby, we'll be old
Oh baby, we'll be old
And think of all the stories that we couldn't told
One day baby, we'll be old
Oh baby, we'll be old
And think of all the stories that we couldn't told


 
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One day baby, we'll be old
Oh baby, we'll be old
And think of all the stories that we couldn't told
One day baby, we'll be old
Oh baby, we'll be old
And think of all the stories that we couldn't told



I'll tell my sister's grandchilds that, back in my time, there were games with big pixels, something we called a "loading screen" and that some people were ang.... nvm, pretty sure they'll be angry at video games too....
 
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This year, I'll turn 30 :cry:
As we say in Quebec "La trentaine, la bédaine" (Which could translate to "Thirty = Big belly)

That means I'll be considered as old... :cry:
Imagine what I'll be later... 40 meaning I'll be VERY old
And later... 50... I'll be nearing old farting
And after that? 60!!!! Old fart!!!!
And right after? 70!!!! Older fart!!!!
And guess what? there's 80 right after that... The constant near death experience
And if I can get to that, there's 90 after... as good as dead
And if I'm lucky enough, there's the worse... 100!!!!!!!!! THAT'S THE WALKING DEAD

Half more year to go before you are 30 years old.

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Happy birthday, welcome to the old guys club.

30 is not so bad, your bones are the strongest they'll ever be, and you're only 10 years away from your nobel prize winning discovery :rofl:

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