If God is real, is he a big meanie?

[x65943]

Hall of costs, world hunger, corona 19, new coke, sylveon

All the horrors of this world and God doesn't here to stop them

So now I ask the question in my tittle

If God exists, is he an evil?

 

[AncientBoi]

uhhh, no.

He made ME for you guys to enjoy

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fuqin with me that is

 

[Veho]

 

[JuanMena]

The idiot promised land to his disciples,, and these assholes spent 40 years roaming around, when the spot they left from to the spot they were supposed to be is just 40 minutes of distance in a straight line.
Like... the fucker bleeds wine but can't draw a fucking map?
Are you crazy?

 

[Veho]

The idiot promised land to his disciples,, and these assholes spent 40 years roaming around, when the spot they left from to the spot they were supposed to be is just 40 minutes of distance in a straight line.
Like... the fucker bleeds wine but can't draw a fucking map?
Are you crazy?

You expect someone who's so wasted his blood is literally wine, who probably can't find his ass with both hands, to lead you to a valley 600km away?

That being said, Moses and co sure took the scenic route:

Like, seriously my dude?

 

[Noctosphere]

Go watch supernatural, you'll see how twisted God can be

Btw, they also made God bissexual

 

[x65943]

You expect someone who's so wasted his blood is literally wine, who probably can't find his ass with both hands, to lead you to a valley 600km away?

That being said, Moses and co sure took the scenic route:

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Like, seriously my dude?

"Mount hor"

Shit I didn't know my ex moved to egypt

 

[JuanMena]

You expect someone who's so wasted his blood is literally wine, who probably can't find his ass with both hands, to lead you to a valley 600km away?

That being said, Moses and co sure took the scenic route:

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Like, seriously my dude?

It's a frickin desert, couldn't they go like:

You telling me they found how to fuck camels and remove foreskins with knives made of stone but couldn't sandboard?

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Or maybe Jeezus did drew a map whilst intoxicated?

 

[The Catboy]

As a completely unbiased demon, I say yee

 

[AncientBoi]

"Mount hor"

Shit I didn't know my ex moved to egypt

I Did Not!

 

[CoolMe]

Hall of costs, world hunger, corona 19, new coke, sylveon

Specially the hall of costs, i mean maybe it's 'cause they're jews, and Jesus only cares for his followers/ ancestry.. if so, does that mean he's racist?

All the horrors of this world and God doesn't here to stop them

He's too busy counting your sins apparently..

So now I ask the question in my tittle

If God exists, is he an evil?

And sadistic too.. does he get his kicks watching everyone suffer, despite having the ability to erase everyone's troubles, he can, but choose not to for some reason?

On a serious note, if he does exist (outside all the known religious crap), he simply chose not to interfere with our (human) matters, for some reason..

 

[Veho]

"Mount hor"

Shit I didn't know my ex moved to egypt

Hor? Not Succ-oth?

 

[CoolMe]

If God is real, is he a big meenie?

Are you sure? He could be "eeny", "miny" or "moe" too..

 

[mrdude]

If God exists, is he an evil?

Look at all the beautiful things there are in the world. Stand of top of a mountain and marvel at nature, watch a nature documentary and look at all the amazing animals and plants we have. Look at the amount of stars and planets there are and the possibility for life to exist on some of those plantets and the shear size of the universe. We look at time relative to how long we live, do you think for something that's eternal that time means the same thing as it does to us? With the size of the universe and the time that it's existsed for and the huge amount of possibilty for it to contain an uncountable amount of individual species why do you think that a god would have the time and inclination to keep a 24/7 eye on all those things and not let them all have free will to do as they chose?

It's individual people that are bad not the people that created them or a god, people are accountable for their own actions but sometimes just want to blame someone else for their failings. Also why do you think good and evil exist? Is it because someone told you they do or did you read it in a book. We all want people to live in a certain way that aligns with our own values and if they don't act how we want we call them evil. Don't get me wrong, I despise some people, drug dealers, pedophiles, etc and the world would be a far better place if they never existsed at all, but these people do the things they do and are accountable for their own actions and to blame a god for letting them do those things is silly.

 

[JuanMena]

Stand of top of a mountain and marvel at nature,

 

[Jayinem]

I don't follow man made religion however I do think we were created by someone or something. I doubt whoever or whatever that is still exists and wants to spank us for looking at porn on the internet. (but if so I'm screwed)

 

[x65943]

I don't follow man made religion however I do think we were created by someone or something. I doubt whoever or whatever that is still exists and wants to spank us for looking at porn on the internet. (but if so I'm screwed)

"Spank us for looking at porn"

God is a kinky god

 

[Veho]

"Spank us for looking at porn"

God is a kinky god

 

[JuanMena]

"Spank us for looking at porn"

God is a kinky god

Isn't he watching you at all times though?

 

[Noctosphere]

Isn't he watching you at all times though?

That is a joke we make very often, here.
Who is the creepier?
The one who watches pr0n with very kinky stuff?
Or the guy who watches the first, doing his stuff, without saying anything, he is just watching you having fun with kinky stuff...