I'd like to start beating my boyfriend...

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Hey Temp;
My boyfriend is a pussy. Today he goes to hit me and bottles out at the last minute.
I grabbed a Wii remote and used it to beat the shit out of him.
I checked this forum and he's been asking for advice which I find hilarious.
Any tips on causing him the highest amount of pain possible?
He has this 'man complex'... he's like, obsessed with being the alpha male.
Today he showed me a picture of a male Lion roaring, head angled to the sky, and said it resembled him.
I laughed in his face and kicked him in the balls.
Prick.
Any advice?
Thanks in advance!
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