I'd like to start beating my boyfriend...

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Cloak519, Oct 15, 2010.

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  1. Cloak519

    Cloak519 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

    Oct 7, 2010
    Hey Temp;
    My boyfriend is a pussy. Today he goes to hit me and bottles out at the last minute.
    I grabbed a Wii remote and used it to beat the shit out of him.
    I checked this forum and he's been asking for advice which I find hilarious.
    Any tips on causing him the highest amount of pain possible?
    He has this 'man complex'... he's like, obsessed with being the alpha male.
    Today he showed me a picture of a male Lion roaring, head angled to the sky, and said it resembled him.
    I laughed in his face and kicked him in the balls.
    Any advice?
    Thanks in advance! [​IMG]
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