Darwin is shopping for suits, but none of them fit properly. He walks up to an employee and asks "Hey, don't you guys have a more natural selection?"
It'll get better, just give it time
It'll get better, just give it time
1. This is a joke, not a religious statementJesus is shopping for suits, but none of them fit properly. He walks up to an employee and asks "im rich bitch from all the fools who donate money in churches and shit, give me your finest stuart hughes suit"
It'll get better, just give it time
Jesus is shopping for suits, but none of them fit properly. He walks up to an employee and asks "im rich bitch from all the fools who donate money in churches and shit, give me your finest stuart hughes suit"
It'll get better, just give it time
You already have your punchline!Jesus is out shopping for suits. Liking one particularly snazzy outfit, he tries to ask a sales clerk how much it costs. She is preoccupied with her phone, however, and never answers his question. His not-so infinite patience having found its limit, he yells, his voice imbued with the sound of thunder, "Woman, I demand you pay me heed this instant!"
Nonplussed, the clerk turns to him and says, "Sir, don't get cross with me."
Just then a battalion of Roman soldiers break into the store, locate Jesus, and proceed to beat him senseless. When they've had enough, they crucify him and drag him to a nearby hill, where he will later perish to redeem mankind for all our sins.
...I admit, I'm still working on the punchline.
You already have your punchline!
Yours was better, but Jesus was a pretty patient guyJesus is out shopping for suits. Liking one particularly snazzy outfit, he tries to ask a sales clerk how much it costs. She is preoccupied with her phone, however, and never answers his question. His not-so infinite patience having found its limit, he yells, his voice imbued with the sound of thunder, "Woman, I demand you pay me heed this instant!"
Nonplussed, the clerk turns to him and says, "Sir, don't get cross with me."
Just then a battalion of Roman soldiers break into the store, locate Jesus, and proceed to beat him senseless. When they've had enough, they crucify him and drag him to a nearby hill, where he will later perish to redeem mankind for all our sins.
...I admit, I'm still working on the punchline.
Yours was better, but Jesus was a pretty patient guy
I don't think it really does. This really doesn't need to be a religious debate thread, though.Not in the cleansing of the temple he wasn't.
The cleansing of the discount rack follows the same principle.
I don't think it really does. This really doesn't need to be a religious debate thread, though.
It's all contextual really. Dang, today is a bad punday. I have nothing. Hang on a minuteWe're debating religion now?
I'm just saying, there's a biblical precedent for Jesus losing his cool, and so the basis of the joke (as obviously exaggerated as it may be) has some merit.
It's all contextual really. Dang, today is a bad punday. I have nothing. Hang on a minute
Dangit, Gahars! Now I can't do that one."I nailed it." (or some variation on that)
It's on the house.
hope you're getting paid well for this betrayal. <bad
Go hang yourself on a treeIt was a dirty thirty.
Go hang yourself on a tree
Offtopic: Just how much of the Bible have you read?