I Think My Wife Is Cheating on Me!

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A motorcycle leaking oil?
That's no good.
Just light it on fire and tell the insurance company your wife did it.
 

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You're wife isn't cheating on you. Rather, she's using reverse psychology just to screw around with you. About that bike... screw that and steal a bicycle
 

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I'm so sorry to hear of your troubles. I was in this same situation just last year. I hate to go pointing fingers... but just maybe you've been neglecting her? Not giving her the attention she so deserves? When was the last time you prettied her up and took her out for a night on the town? Bought her some shiny trinkets? I bet your last night together, she was ridin' hard and put away dirty. And now you talk about letting another man rub his dirty fingers all over her? It's all about the maintenance. Regular fluid and filter changes. Buy yourself a maintenance manual and a torque wrench and everything will be fine.
 

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JPH, my name is John and I hate you!

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Pic related, it's me and your wife.


PS. It's an old Harley, JPH, it's supposed to leak. It means its authentic.
 

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grubbymitts said:
JPH, my name is John and I hate you!

OrigCash.jpg


Pic related, it's me and your wife.


PS. It's an old Harley, JPH, it's supposed to leak. It means its authentic.

Did she just give you a blowjob? Was shit SO cash?
 

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