1. JPH

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    I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
    My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

    I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

    I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
     
  2. DrKupo

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    You are 15.
     
  3. JPH

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  4. mercluke

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    collect the leaking oil in a container and while she is asleep write the word slut on her forhead in it, light her up then put her out. if you did it right there'll hopefully be a scar. once this is done, only then can your bike be taken back to the dealer
     
  5. Costello

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    sure you can easily patch the leak !
     
  6. Holaitsme

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    So it go's from your wife cheating to you wondering if you should fix your motorcycle.
     
  7. JPH

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    I also thought that your name was pronounced "Holla, it's me" but now I realize that it's pronounced "Hola, it's me."
     
  8. Man18

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    Where is the oil leaking from could just be a broken gasket and do you mean oil or gas.

    take it back to the dealer if you have a warranty on it still and I hope im not wasting my time by trying to help with the thought to be serious part of this thread.
     
  9. Ace Gunman

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    JPH, I heard your wife is cheating on you, and that she luuurvs mudkipz. Only one of those statements is true. You have 7 hours to figure out which or else a pinata will detonate, leaving a dead pinata in its wake. Or in its sleep. Either one. [​IMG]
     
  10. JPH

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    That's a pinata?!

    I am totally missing something here.
     
  11. tinymonkeyt

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    sorry JPH,
    ive fallen in love with another man.
     
  12. JPH

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    Oh, my love!

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  13. Giangsta

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    this was starting to sound pretty interesting! too bad its only about a motorcycle now [​IMG]
     
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    I wonder....
    Maybe He drives without a license.... Like 15yo boys do in Italy [​IMG]
     
  15. .TakaM

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    Dump her


    I'll write the NFO
     
  16. funem

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    If you think your wife is cheeting, do what I did with my wife when I suspected the same thing I disabled all her Action Replay codes, now she has to play games without cheeting like the good programmers intended. That will teach her..
     
  17. Man18

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    Awesome.
    [​IMG]
     
  18. littlestevie

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    wow wtf
     
  19. Mei-o

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    Secretly stalk her, use a not-so-suspicious desguise like those glasses with a nose and moustache, just keep close to the Queen and when she finally meets up with the other side's King...

    [​IMG]
     
  20. Rock Raiyu

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    Better yet, lets just light her whole body on fire and call it an accident [​IMG]
     
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