i just ate a whole pizza

[IncredulousP]

I hate myself

 

[Mike9090]

Happy birthday

 

[Glyptofane]

I would be my ideal weight easily if I didn't drink. Not because of the excessive calories in the booze itself, but when I blackout I will gorge uncontrollably. Just the other night I ate like 2/3 of a meatloaf, apparently with just a knife and my hands as the knife was still with the remains in the fridge. Of the many things I hate about myself when drunk, the gorging is easily the most offensive.

 

[gird]

 

[Alexander1970]

I hate myself

I am feeling with you.

Thats one of the good things of the actual "warm" weather - I have no hunger.But when the night comes and its getting pleasantly cooler....

 

[H1B1Esquire]

I can't blame you, but the trick is: plain pizza with snacks. Like, a little pizza with a meat/cheese combo when you're eating the crust+some marinara.

It sounds wild, but makes sense, in-practice.

 

[Chary]

Become a plant and subsist only on water and sunlight. Works every time

 

[supergamer368]

technically all pizza is a whole pizza because the pizza just gets split into smaller pizzas

 

[x65943]

Become a plant and subsist only on water and sunlight. Works every time

Take it one step further and consume hydrogen sulfide from geothermal vents

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemosynthesis

 

[Pleng]

I can't blame you, but the trick is: plain pizza with snacks. Like, a little pizza with a meat/cheese combo when you're eating the crust+some marinara

You heard it here first guys, the best way to stop eating is to consume a product that has well documented hunger-inducing side effects.

 

[Alexander1970]

I love it when two completely opposite "things" collide.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

You heard it here first guys

Fuck yes, you heard it from me.
Trust me, you had to be there, but I'm working on that.