How to become a popstar in 3 steps!

[agentgamma]

Step 1 -
If you are a male, try to look like a fag as much as possible
If you are a female, become a complete slut.

Step 2 -
Find a music company willing to hire you.
If you have no musical talent, just get them to Autotune you.

Step 3 -
Release one song that becomes massively popular.

IT WORKED FOR MOST LATE 2000s POPSTARS! IT SHOULD WORK FOR YOOOOOOU!

 

[Law]

get a gimmick

go on the x factor/american idol/whatever

????

 

[Blue Protoman]

You've just described Lady Gaga.

 

[GundamXXX]

Lady GaGa writes her own music and stuff... dont diss someone before you research someone kay?

Anyway another step is if your female is act in a soapopera for 1 season, pose nude, bring out song!

 

[redact]

Lady GaGa writes her own music

that means nothing unless the song is actually good

i could slap some words on a page and call them lyrics if i wanted to, doesn't make them any good

 

[prowler]

Lady GaGa writes her own music and stuff... dont diss someone before you research someone kay?

Somebody luvvvssss Lady GaGa

 

[ProtoKun7]

Lady GaGa writes her own music and stuff... dont diss someone before you research someone kay?

Somebody luvvvssss Lady GaGa

Maybe they do, maybe they don't. We are incapable of deciphering his gambling visage.

 

[Social0]

Lady GaGa writes her own music and stuff

hahaha yeah right, and she also picks out her own clothes, comon man, wake up

 

[Veho]

Okay, I'll give it a go.

Step 1 -
If you are a male, try to look like a fag as much as possible

Okay, got that part down pat.

Step 2 -
Find a music company willing to hire you.

Can't.

Step 3 -
Release one song that becomes massively popular.

....it's harder than you'd expect.



Tell you what, here's my easy, one-step way to becoming a pop star:

Step 1: become a pop star.



IT WORKED FOR MOST LATE 2000s POPSTARS! IT SHOULD WORK FOR YOOOOOOU!

 

[prowler]

Lady GaGa writes her own music and stuff... dont diss someone before you research someone kay?

Somebody luvvvssss Lady GaGa

Maybe they do, maybe they don't. We are incapable of deciphering his gambling visage.

 

[Veho]

Maybe they do, maybe they don't. We are incapable of deciphering his gambling visage.

 

[ProtoKun7]

QUOTE(Veho @ Apr 2 2010, 06:36 PM)

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

Lady Gaga is hot.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Lady Gaga is hot.

Especially in Poker Face.

As embarrassing as that might sound to admit.

 

[Twiffles]

It's like no one knows who Adam Lambert is. (with good reason)

Also, I like Lady Gaga, don't care what you say. At least she's no Justin Bieber.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Lady GaGa writes her own music and stuff... dont diss someone before you research someone kay?

Somebody luvvvssss Lady GaGa

Maybe they do, maybe they don't. We are incapable of deciphering his gambling visage.

Okay, I lol'd.

Proper steps.

1. Have no talent.
2. Get hired by Disney
3. ????
4. Profit!

 

[Blue Protoman]

It's like no one knows who Adam Lambert is. (with good reason)

Also, I like Lady Gaga, don't care what you say. At least she's no Justin Bieber.

If you didn't post his name, I wouldn't know his gender.

 

[o0ICE0o]

It's like no one knows who Adam Lambert is. (with good reason)

Also, I like Lady Gaga, don't care what you say. At least she's no Justin Bieber.

If you didn't post his name, I wouldn't know his gender.

My sister thinks that freak is hot.

 

[Blue Protoman]

What picture was your sister looking at again?

 

[agentgamma]

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