How to become a popstar in 3 steps!

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  1. agentgamma
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    agentgamma I dont know what to put here

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    Step 1 -
    If you are a male, try to look like a fag as much as possible
    If you are a female, become a complete slut.

    Step 2 -
    Find a music company willing to hire you.
    If you have no musical talent, just get them to Autotune you.

    Step 3 -
    Release one song that becomes massively popular.

    IT WORKED FOR MOST LATE 2000s POPSTARS! IT SHOULD WORK FOR YOOOOOOU!
     


  2. Law

    Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    get a gimmick

    go on the x factor/american idol/whatever

    ????
     
  3. Blue Protoman

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    You've just described Lady Gaga.
     
  4. GundamXXX

    GundamXXX Ergo Ego

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    Lady GaGa writes her own music and stuff... dont diss someone before you research someone kay?

    Anyway another step is if your female is act in a soapopera for 1 season, pose nude, bring out song!
     
  5. mercluke

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    that means nothing unless the song is actually good

    i could slap some words on a page and call them lyrics if i wanted to, doesn't make them any good
     
  6. prowler

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    Somebody luvvvssss Lady GaGa
     
  7. ProtoKun7

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    Maybe they do, maybe they don't. We are incapable of deciphering his gambling visage.
     
  8. Social0

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    hahaha yeah right, and she also picks out her own clothes, comon man, wake up
     
  9. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Okay, I'll give it a go.

    Step 1 -
    If you are a male, try to look like a fag as much as possible

    Okay, got that part down pat.

    Step 2 -
    Find a music company willing to hire you.

    Can't.

    Step 3 -
    Release one song that becomes massively popular.


    ....it's harder than you'd expect.



    Tell you what, here's my easy, one-step way to becoming a pop star:

    Step 1: become a pop star.



    IT WORKED FOR MOST LATE 2000s POPSTARS! IT SHOULD WORK FOR YOOOOOOU!
     
  10. prowler

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  11. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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  12. ProtoKun7

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  13. Overlord Nadrian

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    Lady Gaga is hot.
     
  14. ProtoKun7

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    Especially in Poker Face.

    As embarrassing as that might sound to admit.
     
  15. Twiffles

    Twiffles танковые победы

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    It's like no one knows who Adam Lambert is. (with good reason)
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    Also, I like Lady Gaga, don't care what you say. At least she's no Justin Bieber.
     
  16. Guild McCommunist

    Guild McCommunist (not on boat)

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    Okay, I lol'd.

    Proper steps.

    1. Have no talent.
    2. Get hired by Disney
    3. ????
    4. Profit!
     
  17. Blue Protoman

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    If you didn't post his name, I wouldn't know his gender.
     
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    My sister thinks that freak is hot.

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  19. Blue Protoman

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    What picture was your sister looking at again?
     
  20. agentgamma
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    agentgamma I dont know what to put here

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    And now for something completely different...