How to become a popstar in 3 steps!

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Step 1 -
If you are a male, try to look like a fag as much as possible
If you are a female, become a complete slut.

Step 2 -
Find a music company willing to hire you.
If you have no musical talent, just get them to Autotune you.

Step 3 -
Release one song that becomes massively popular.

IT WORKED FOR MOST LATE 2000s POPSTARS! IT SHOULD WORK FOR YOOOOOOU!
 

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Lady GaGa writes her own music and stuff... dont diss someone before you research someone kay?

Anyway another step is if your female is act in a soapopera for 1 season, pose nude, bring out song!
 

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GundamXXX said:
Lady GaGa writes her own music
that means nothing unless the song is actually good

i could slap some words on a page and call them lyrics if i wanted to, doesn't make them any good
 

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Okay, I'll give it a go.

Step 1 -
If you are a male, try to look like a fag as much as possible

Okay, got that part down pat.

Step 2 -
Find a music company willing to hire you.

Can't.

Step 3 -
Release one song that becomes massively popular.


....it's harder than you'd expect.



Tell you what, here's my easy, one-step way to becoming a pop star:

Step 1: become a pop star.



IT WORKED FOR MOST LATE 2000s POPSTARS! IT SHOULD WORK FOR YOOOOOOU!
 

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ProtoKun7 said:
Prowler485 said:
GundamXXX said:
Lady GaGa writes her own music and stuff... dont diss someone before you research someone kay?
Somebody luvvvssss Lady GaGa
Maybe they do, maybe they don't. We are incapable of deciphering his gambling visage.
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It's like no one knows who Adam Lambert is. (with good reason)
adam-lambert-on-stage.jpg

Also, I like Lady Gaga, don't care what you say. At least she's no Justin Bieber.
 

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ProtoKun7 said:
Prowler485 said:
GundamXXX said:
Lady GaGa writes her own music and stuff... dont diss someone before you research someone kay?
Somebody luvvvssss Lady GaGa
Maybe they do, maybe they don't. We are incapable of deciphering his gambling visage.

Okay, I lol'd.

Proper steps.

1. Have no talent.
2. Get hired by Disney
3. ????
4. Profit!
 

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Blue Protoman said:
Twiffles said:
It's like no one knows who Adam Lambert is. (with good reason)
adam-lambert-on-stage.jpg

Also, I like Lady Gaga, don't care what you say. At least she's no Justin Bieber.

If you didn't post his name, I wouldn't know his gender.
My sister thinks that freak is hot.

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