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Feb 13, 2008
  1. notnarb
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    Member notnarb Not narbing it up

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    101, 1 to screw it in and 100 to oppress minorities seen on the way to home depot.

    I made that up to disprove there aren't any racist jokes about white people, circulate if you wish and share your own.
     
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    Member Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    DAMN WHITE PEOPLE JUST GOT OWNED
     
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    Member fischju Rehabilitated Jaywalker

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    Haha, but don't forget what ethic group created the lightbulgb [​IMG]
     
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    Sorry, my friend only tells me black jokes.
     
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    That wasn't a very good joke D:
    But it was a very much appreciated joke [​IMG]
    GAVE ME HOPE

    Avast my caucasian heritage ]:
    No jokes D:
     
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    I don't get it, I'm hispanic.
    Now, let me go back and finish my Taco while I'm whipping your floor.

    =p

    Racism FTL, actually, as a serious comment, "racism" is an incorrect term, according to Wikipedia, the term "race" is not genetically proven in human beings.
    They use the wording: Ethnical gruops.
     
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    Former Staff mthrnite So it goes.

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    I usually don't indulge in such things, but here goes:

    Two good ol' boys were out hunting one day, when they came upon a set of tracks.

    Billy: By the looks of them tracks, I'd say we got us a deer 'round here somewheres.

    Joe: Them ain't deer tracks yuh dumass, them's bear tracks!

    Billy: Ain't neither! Them's deer tracks, cain'tcha see that?!?

    Joe: You damn fool, them's bear tracks, lookit the size of 'em!

    The two kept arguing for a full ten minutes, until they were both hit by the train.
     
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    nice one mthr
     
  9. notnarb
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    So the word racist is.. racist? Sorta like analyzing the word analyze?
     
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    Just found these didn't read through them all so delete if they are offensive. Also I am white.

     
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    How about asians? Im asian.
     
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    Former Staff mthrnite So it goes.

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    i'm batman
     
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    Asians do not use lightbulbs too much, they prefer LED´s, neons, CCFL tubes etc.
     
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    I never got that. I mean, it's as much proven as it is between some different horses. And we still use the distinction there don't we?
     
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    Serious mode: I tend not to go for what people say but for the meaning/intent behind it.

    Joke portion, not quite sure if it fits here but hey I laughed:
    [scene start: classroom for ages circa 7]
    Teacher: Timmy, what noise does a cow make?
    Timmy: moo
    Teacher: very good. Sally what noise does a sheep make?
    Sally: baaa
    Teacher: excellent. Jamal, what noise does a pig make?
    Jamal: "Freeze nigger what's in the bag?"
     
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    gawd. mthr and fast those were hilarious. job well done...

    now where has that seal of quality gone...
     
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    Aquí esta señor, se le ofrece algo mas?
    Translation: Aquí esta mister, se le ofrece algo mas?
     

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