How many white people does it take to screw in a

[notnarb]

101, 1 to screw it in and 100 to oppress minorities seen on the way to home depot.

I made that up to disprove there aren't any racist jokes about white people, circulate if you wish and share your own.

 

[Mangofett]

DAMN WHITE PEOPLE JUST GOT OWNED

 

[fischju]

Haha, but don't forget what ethic group created the lightbulgb

 

[Westside]

Sorry, my friend only tells me black jokes.

 

[Trulen]

That wasn't a very good joke D:
But it was a very much appreciated joke

GAVE ME HOPE

Avast my caucasian heritage ]:
No jokes D:

 

[VVoltz]

I don't get it, I'm hispanic.
Now, let me go back and finish my Taco while I'm whipping your floor.

=p

Racism FTL, actually, as a serious comment, "racism" is an incorrect term, according to Wikipedia, the term "race" is not genetically proven in human beings.
They use the wording: Ethnical gruops.

 

[mthrnite]

I usually don't indulge in such things, but here goes:

Two good ol' boys were out hunting one day, when they came upon a set of tracks.

Billy: By the looks of them tracks, I'd say we got us a deer 'round here somewheres.

Joe: Them ain't deer tracks yuh dumass, them's bear tracks!

Billy: Ain't neither! Them's deer tracks, cain'tcha see that?!?

Joe: You damn fool, them's bear tracks, lookit the size of 'em!

The two kept arguing for a full ten minutes, until they were both hit by the train.

 

[Awdofgum]

nice one mthr

 

[notnarb]

I don't get it, I'm hispanic.
Now, let me go back and finish my Taco while I'm whipping your floor.

=p

Racism FTL, actually, as a serious comment, "racism" is an incorrect term, according to Wikipedia, the term "race" is not genetically proven in human beings.
They use the wording: Ethnical gruops.

So the word racist is.. racist? Sorta like analyzing the word analyze?

 

[Flooded]

Just found these didn't read through them all so delete if they are offensive. Also I am white.

What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
A taxi.

Why did the white man cross the road?
Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.

What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?
"Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!"

What do you call a mob of white people at the University of Maryland burning down the city?
A Maryland championship.

What do you call a mob of white people in Detriot burning down the city?
A hockey victory.

What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?
A lynching.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA

What do you call a white guy on "Jeopardy?"
A contestant.

What did the white guy see when looking at his family tree?
A straight line.

What does a white man do when he is unhappy with our current government decisions?
He writes a letter.

What does a white man do at the club?
Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin' & grindin' with all of his fine white bitches.

What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
"I forgive you"

What do you call a white man in court?
The lawyer.

What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs?
File a lawsuit.

How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
Throw them a golf ball.

What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A victim.

What do you call a white cop?
Police brutality.

Why do white people like to play hockey?
It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they're not a cop.

How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack?
He walked in and payed for it.

You know what sucks about being white?
Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia...I'd say we're pretty lucky.

 

[snakeslash]

Don't hate white people. They wont even be around in about 100-200 years from now.

Anyway, who needs jokes when you got something like this LMAO!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHJZI2bhwo0


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9JKDiP9DpM

Apparently caves wernt the only things shared with animals!!

 

[cheesyPOOF5]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ttk2yyBoJjk

 

[snakeslash]

How about asians? Im asian.

 

[mthrnite]

How about asians? Im asian.

i'm batman

 

[Mican]

How about asians? Im asian.

Asians do not use lightbulbs too much, they prefer LED´s, neons, CCFL tubes etc.

 

[dakeyras]

How about asians? Im asian.


There are now funny asian lightbulb jokes.

QUOTERacism FTL, actually, as a serious comment, "racism" is an incorrect term, according to Wikipedia, the term "race" is not genetically proven in human beings.

I never got that. I mean, it's as much proven as it is between some different horses. And we still use the distinction there don't we?

 

[FAST6191]

Serious mode: I tend not to go for what people say but for the meaning/intent behind it.

Joke portion, not quite sure if it fits here but hey I laughed:
[scene start: classroom for ages circa 7]
Teacher: Timmy, what noise does a cow make?
Timmy: moo
Teacher: very good. Sally what noise does a sheep make?
Sally: baaa
Teacher: excellent. Jamal, what noise does a pig make?
Jamal: "Freeze n**** what's in the bag?"

 

[OSW]

gawd. mthr and fast those were hilarious. job well done...

now where has that seal of quality gone...

 

[VVoltz]

gawd. mthr and fast those were hilarious. job well done...

now where has that seal of quality gone...

Aquí esta señor, se le ofrece algo mas?
Translation: Aquí esta mister, se le ofrece algo mas?