Guild's Flamebait News That Isn't Posted Thread

[Gahars]

Is that the Half-Life 3 release date?

Better Yeats than never.

 

[Veho]

 

[CompassNorth]

This is the closest thing I can imagine to a linux car

Edit:

 

[Gahars]

Mario Kart 8 release boosts Wii U sales 600% in the UK.

Sadly, 600% of 0 is still 0.

 

[Foxi4]

Mario Kart 8 release boosts Wii U sales 600% in the UK.

Sadly, 600% of 0 is still 0.

666%, actually.

Mario Officially Worse than Satan. ;O;

 

[FAST6191]

666%, actually.

Mario Officially Worse than Satan. ;O;

There is even a historical precedent for it, going as far back as the 80's no less.

 

[Gahars]

Nintendo president Satoru Iwata skipping E3 for health-related reasons

A simple health concern... or Reggie's wrath unfurled?

Is no one safe?

 

[chavosaur]

"Please understand that it is business as usual for Mr. Iwata, and he continues his normal duties as president of Nintendo Co., Ltd. while he remains in Japan. As always, he will be actively involved in all of Nintendo's activities at the show.

"Please understand that it is business as usual for Mr. Iwata,

Please understand

 

[Foxi4]

My sides!

 

[GameWinner]

I made Iwata say Please Understand when he's worried in Tomodachi Life.
I regret nothing.

 

[Qtis]

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/...ing-resolution-boost-from-leaving-out-kinect/

BUT KINECT WAS ESSENTIAL ;O;

 

[Gahars]

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/...ing-resolution-boost-from-leaving-out-kinect/

BUT KINECT WAS ESSENTIAL ;O;

 

[Veho]

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/...ing-resolution-boost-from-leaving-out-kinect/

BUT KINECT WAS ESSENTIAL ;O;

But hey, more power for graphics. And imagine the boost they could get if they removed the physics engine from games.

Spoiler

Or make games online-only so they don't have to waste processor time on AI OH WAIT

 

[Veho]

 

[Kalker3]

But... those buttery smooth 30 FPS...
Besides, there's no difference between 30 FPS and 60 FPS, which is why movies are shot at cinematic 24 FPS.

BRB, gonna puke.

 

[Veho]

But... those buttery smooth 30 FPS...

I read that as "butterfly smooth" and thought hey, that's a good description of an FPS game at 30 fps

 

[chavosaur]

http://www.pcworld.com/article/2363...-just-turned-on-your-xbox-one-with-an-ad.html
Im all for playing Xbox Defense, but this is just silly.

EDIT: Goddammit, I just confirmed that this actually is happening. At least Jesse isnt calling me a bitch ;O;

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

10/10, best ad.

"XBOX ON, BITCH"

 

[Qtis]

Xbox Sign Out, YOU... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! OH CRAP!

 

[Foxi4]

See, if Microsoft went with its original plan and the Xbox One was Always On, none of this would've happened. For all intents and purposes, this is your fault, people!