God Hates Men that Pee Sitting Down

[GhostLatte]

Get in the van

 

[Little_Anonymous_Hacker]

God loves people that wear diapers.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

God loves people that wear diapers.

translation:
i can't aim for shit so i wear a diaper instead

 

[Pacheko17]

The toilet is a modern invention that did not exist at the time when God created man. Therefore sitting down to do anything is against God's plan. Squat in a bush like God intended it.

Also I have my doubts about the "it's forbidden to pee standing up in Germany" schtik, because meanwhile in Germany:

Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
Deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang

 

[Little_Anonymous_Hacker]

God loves people that wear diapers.

...Except for these, because they're hideous:

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

...Except for these, because they're hideous:
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we got the fucking diaper enthusiant up in here

 

[SG854]

As do I, but when it come to toilets, a lot of times I find pee all over the place. It really isn't that hard to point your dick towards the bowl but people don't seem to try.

This is what happens when pee when you have a boner

 

[rvtr]

I've had to pee when I had the usual morning boner. Maybe I'm a wizard, but I managed to get everything in the toilet bowl.

 

[hippy dave]

I've had to pee when I had the usual morning boner. Maybe I'm a wizard, but I managed to get everything in the toilet bowl.

Ah yes, the morning handstand

 

[1B51004]

sorry god, i may be faithful to you but you DID NOT give me the ability to aim properly

fr, my entire time at church, i have never heard of a message like this lol

 

[Louse]

I've had to pee when I had the usual morning boner. Maybe I'm a wizard, but I managed to get everything in the toilet bowl.

for me its more like r u a wizard if you know what i mean

 

[Sathya]

It should be illegal for men to pee standing up. I have lost count how many times I have went to the toilet only to see my BF has peed all over the seat or on the floor or up the wall ect. Why can't men aim properly or at least clean up their mess once they are done pissing everywhere.

Well, it happen to my uncle when he pee on a toilet, always making a mess on the seat. and Amanda, if you say why men cant aim their pee, its depend on every person. because i feel so good when aiming on it

 

[p1ngpong]

Peeing standing up is great.

1. Is the quickest most efficient way to expel waste
2. Is manly as fuck and lets men mark their territory
3. Is mandated by God as something all men have to do as I said in the video of me in OPs post
4. Gives women work that they can do that does not tax their simple minds and is worthy of their station

 

[Happy_Chaos]

Heh. This guy's one of those extremists that makes people who think like he does look bad.

Kind of like this guy who also has his philosophy of taking care of excrement:

 

[dude1]

...Except for these, because they're hideous:
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Geez those are expensive, glad I’m not into that fetish

i disagree on the hideous part though, when I’m 80+ in a home I’d wear those before some granny panty depends or something like that.