God Hates Men that Pee Sitting Down

[SG854]

You're all what's wrong with America

 

[The Catboy]

Me peeing sitting down, “Are men ok?”

 

[AmandaRose]

It should be illegal for men to pee standing up. I have lost count how many times I have went to the toilet only to see my BF has peed all over the seat or on the floor or up the wall ect. Why can't men aim properly or at least clean up their mess once they are done pissing everywhere.

 

[Vila_]

only soyboys pee sitting down, us real men allways stand up B)

 

[Veho]

The toilet is a modern invention that did not exist at the time when God created man. Therefore sitting down to do anything is against God's plan. Squat in a bush like God intended it.

Also I have my doubts about the "it's forbidden to pee standing up in Germany" schtik, because meanwhile in Germany:

 

[slaphappygamer]

If you pee on the seat, I’ll crap in the urinal. How hard is it to lift up the seat? Also, please wash your fucking hands, you gross bastard.

 

[rvtr]

It should be illegal for men to pee standing up. I have lost count how many times I have went to the toilet only to see my BF has peed all over the seat or on the floor or up the wall ect. Why can't men aim properly or at least clean up their mess once they are done pissing everywhere.

*it should be illegal for men to pee standing up unless it is a urinal.

 

[BlazeMasterBM]

*it should be illegal for men to pee standing up unless it is a urinal.

hard disagree. i love standing and pissing

 

[godreborn]

It should be illegal for men to pee standing up. I have lost count how many times I have went to the toilet only to see my BF has peed all over the seat or on the floor or up the wall ect. Why can't men aim properly or at least clean up their mess once they are done pissing everywhere.

reminds me of that king of queens episode where doug describes his father in law's peeing habits like that of a garden sprinkler. haha

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

hard disagree. i love standing and pissing

things getting heated in the pissing fandom

 

[rvtr]

hard disagree. i love standing and pissing

As do I, but when it come to toilets, a lot of times I find pee all over the place. It really isn't that hard to point your dick towards the bowl but people don't seem to try.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

learn2aim idiots

 

[BlazeMasterBM]

As do I, but when it come to toilets, a lot of times I find pee all over the place. It really isn't that hard to point your dick towards the bowl but people don't seem to try.

split streams tho...

 

[rvtr]

Good point.

 

[x65943]

It should be illegal for men to pee standing up. I have lost count how many times I have went to the toilet only to see my BF has peed all over the seat or on the floor or up the wall ect. Why can't men aim properly or at least clean up their mess once they are done pissing everywhere.

Up the wall? Good lord Amanda you need to meet some guys with better aim - are you dating storm troopers?

 

[Veho]

Up the wall? Good lord Amanda you need to meet some guys with better aim - are you dating storm troopers?

Some guys aim, some guys helicopter dick.

 

[x65943]

Some guys aim, some guys helicopter dick.

Speaking from experience?

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

oh god rip my notifs

 

[x65943]

oh god rip my notifs

you of all people complaining about your notifs? :thonk:

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

you of all people complaining about your notifs? :thonk:

rules for thee, not for me