My second thought to this: How do you get banned from Miiverse without provoking it?
My first thought: Why even go to Miiverse? I still don't understand. If I'm so desperate for endless loading screens then I play an uninstalled PS3 game. And for the pointless conversations Akibas Trip.
And to make this post not entirely pointless: I think Nintendo does not kick you forever from their little sandbox.