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The Rules are simple on NOV,4 make the best shitpost ever the person with the most kek's (Likes) wins Send a PM or for Blogs enter with the tag GBASHITPOST2017 to enter EX

Temp Theory 3 My Burning Pee Pee

Temp Theory 4 Suck it whore

Temp Theory 5 Nobodys makeing it out alive

Temp Theory 6 Now look at this Shit

Temp Theory 7 Y'all anit going to heaven

Temp theory 8 Knocking on Hells Gates

Temp Theory 9 Crack and Wine

Temp Theory 10 This Shit Again

Dont Still old post unless you made it
Try to start Tonight

ENDS NOV 10 2017
 
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What qualifies as a shitpost?

And what shit do I win if I win at shitposting?

I bet I don't win shit.

Well, what the shit, if I can enter my old shit, here's my old shit for consideration:

Temp Theory 11: the Shit in Shampoo you have to put in your Zombie Hair
(AKA Nobody's Making it out Alive)
https://gbatemp.net/threads/anybody...-we-need-to-nourish-hair.487831/#post-7656218

How about my shitty story that went along with my shitty entry for the Temp Bounty?
(AKA, This Shit Again?)
https://gbatemp.net/threads/gbatemp-bounty-2017-1.481723/page-7#post-7606077

Or, Now Look at this Shit!
I managed to get my whole "Introduce Yourself" thread locked! Ain't that some shit?
https://gbatemp.net/threads/i-dont-...-apparently-i-need-to-do-that-because.485486/


Is this some shit or what?

Now LIKE my post, you shitheads.

Shitlord commands it!

...

You little shits are probably too young to remember NESticle, the father of all NES emulators, but it was made by Bloodlust Software, and it had an icon featuring Shitman the Shitlord!

CQHpQjVUEAA-qMr.png

https://twitter.com/EthanJamesPetty/status/649056292615626752


For DOS and Windows 95!

Now back in the day, that was the shit!

Now press the shitty LIKE button already!!! Or else Shitman will leave some shit in your Christmas stocking. If you don't celebrate Christmas, then he'll shit all over your menorah, or in your Kwanzaa hat or whatever the shit you do for Kwanzaa.
 

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I don't just shitpost when some person asks me too. It takes hours of practice and wasted thought to make a good shitpost. So no, I don't want anything to do with this contest and I'll answer for everyone else mentioned: NO!
 
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