GBATemp Quotes

[emigre]

Don't worry everyone when I finish my job application, I'll make a compilation of my best remarks to save this motherfucking thread.

You see, I am a hero.

 

[Blaze163]

I am not going to defend members who have no problem in being jerks to another member (which sadly is accepted and supported by some members of the moderation), but my advice is to just let this go. If it's not Guild it will be another member/person. Laugh about it and let this go, everyone will forget what you said eventually as long as you don't make a big deal out of this

I'll be more than happy to do that....once the Twitter account is dealt with. My reasons are perfectly acceptable and it's hardly an effort on Guild's part to remove one or two links. After that, I'm happy to let the whole thing go. After all, as I said, none of my friends come here so once it's off Twitter I can laugh at how daft this got the same as everyone else. But right now some of my friends are going through some rough stuff. The last thing any of us need right now is for a misunderstanding to occur. If Guild is a decent person, he should respect that. Mock me here all you like, Guild. I actually consider it amusing at times. But don't mess with my friends.

 

[RodrigoDavy]

You see, I am a hero.

Say what you like, to me you're just a fat/ugly guy with no friends most likely single and trying to fill a hole in your life just like all regular tempers

 

[Black-Ice]

Say what you like, to me you're just a fat/ugly guy with no friends most likely single and trying to fill a hole in your life just like all regular tempers

Have you seen the guy? How do you know he's fat?
Whats wrong with being heavier than someone else?
Whats ugly to some is beautiful to others,
Childish remarks like that are for playground wiseass's

 

[RodrigoDavy]

Have you seen the guy? How do you know he's fat?
Whats wrong with being heavier than someone else?
Whats ugly to some is beautiful to others,
Childish remarks like that are for playground wiseass's

Well, I am fat! Thank you, I've waited all my life for someone saying what you just said!

 

[Devin]

Say what you like, to me you're just a fat/ugly guy with no friends most likely single and trying to fill a hole in your life just like all regular tempers

Spoiler

 

[Blaze163]

Spoiler

Go right ahead and add this to my favourite quotes, that really made me chuckle

 

[emigre]

Here's some from October 2011 to December 2011. In hindsight, I think my posts now are far superior to late 2011 emigre posts.

Liverpool vs Manchester United. Asking me who I would prefer to win is like asking me which testicle I want removed. [soccerball]


Wouldn't Earthbound be better if it were set in realistic war-like environment where you shoot things in a first person perspective, to stop some modern international terrorists? [EARTHBOUND IS THE BEST JRPG OF THE 16 BIT GENERATION]
Final Fantasy VII has been remade five times saga [Read the entire page] [Raulpica tries to teach me a lesson]
Buy a shit load of Wiis and Gamecube controllers and build a fort out of them. [forts are fun!]
IGN AREW SO RIGHT!!! THEY KNOW WHAT HARCORE GAMERS WANT AND HARDCORE GAMERS WANT THE THE PS VITA! I'M HARDCORE MATURE GAMER WHO ONLY READS HARDCORE MATURE GAMING SITES!!! [IGN hatin'] [Stereotypes] [hardcore mature gamers only play hardcore mature games]
It has to be said patriotism and nationalism are utterly stupid and unneeded concepts. [emigre gets political]
Shame it was a crap joke. [PETA] [humour police] [good quality first response]
If Mario really does kill racoons for the tanooki suit than my respect for him has just increased. [PETA] [animal cruelty is fun]
The idea came to Costello when he was having an acid trip. That's why it's called filetrip. [Costello clearly takes acid] [drugs can make people more productive]
Did you know 68% of statistics are made up? [Statistics] [you can't argue with facts, mun]
The child labour part made me laugh. If I want to support child labour in a legitimate fashion, I'll just go buy some new clothes. [child labour] [FACTS]
You can't pirate a good lapdance. [Christmas] [Piracy is for life not just for Christmas] [lapdance]
Seriously what's so hardcore or mature about waggling the Wiimote like I'm giving a handjob. I'm not a prositute, I'm a soldier shooting to end the tyranny of monarchy. [motion controls] [is a soldier merely a prostitute with a gun?]
It's more likely to be Angela Merkal travelling at the speed of light, to force through more insufficient plans to save the Euro. [political satire] [Eurozone]

 

[Guild McCommunist]

And it still remains my post. You can't just take things off here and potentially fuck up people's lives for your own amusement. At least not while I'm fucking breathing. Saying it's a public forum doesn't give you the right to act like a selfish jackass. So no matter what you think of me, take the links off the Twitter account. You wanna mess with me, you can do it til the cows come home right here. Don't lower yourself any further than you already have and act like you have the right to do whatever you want, because you don't.

Fuck up your life? If your life gets fucked by an out of context forum post, then you need to reconsider your current predicament.

Besides, ShitGBAtempSays is ONLY advertised to GBAtempers (meaning I don't give the link out ANYWHERE else and ONLY GBAtempers follow it) so I doubt one of your real life friends who you decided to publicly lash out at on this forum will find it. They have just as much likeliness finding it on GBAtemp (probably more so actually) than they do on Twitter.

And it's not your post. Once you submit it, it's GBAtemp's post.

Haven't you ever learned in school to not say anything on the Internet that you wouldn't in real life?

 

[gamefan5]

Fuck up your life? If your life gets fucked by an out of context forum post, then you need to reconsider your current predicament.

Besides, ShitGBAtempSays is ONLY advertised to GBAtempers (meaning I don't give the link out ANYWHERE else and ONLY GBAtempers follow it) so I doubt one of your real life friends who you decided to publicly lash out at on this forum will find it. They have just as much likeliness finding it on GBAtemp (probably more so actually) than they do on Twitter.

And it's not your post. Once you submit it, it's GBAtemp's post.

Haven't you ever learned in school to not say anything on the Internet that you wouldn't in real life?

Agreed, hell once it's on the internet, anyone can see it. The one who thought that the internet was a private to post was a fool indeed.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Like if you want, go make a members-only invite-only blog (not here obviously since we don't support that function yet, it was in the old forum though) and post your stuff there. I can at least acknowledge the fact that it's private then. Even then, the quotes on SGS aren't even worth putting there without citation, and if a blog is private, you can't see where it's cited from. Don't go on a public forum, post something publicly, then cry when someone uses it.

It doesn't take a genius to know internet transparency.

 

[Unagi]

Sadly, I have to agree with Guild and friends here. Good luck keeping privacy on the internet. It;s kinda like how some people think that their facebook is some "private" blog or whatever to post their wasted away photos, drunken escapades, whatever, and then they go into an interview and lose the spot because their boss found those photos lol.

EDIT: I don't necessarily agree with some of the more controversial topics that have been popping up as of late, but that's not my decision nor am I in a position to decide. I don't like it, but it's what happens. Nevertheless, in this particular thread, you cannot seriously expect that the internet is gonna be private. Far from it, actually. The internet is the LAST place to expect privacy. Heh, telling it from experience. I'm so guarded in some aspects that it's ridiculous. I rarely open up on the web anymore.

 

[Gahars]

If you can't handle the consequences of your posts being "found out", then you really shouldn't be making them in the first place.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

BACK ON TOPIC GUYS!

"I expect privacy on a public forum!!! "

 

[Blaze163]

Yeah, we have kinda drifted off topic here so fuck it. Besides, to be realistic the girl in question has been crazy about me for nearly eleven years. I doubt anything said here can really change that. Lost interest in the whole thing now. I start my new job in the morning so I have bigger fish to fry tonight. So, to get us back on topic, here's a few things I've said that I and others have considered humourous over the years. Although some may not be from the 'temp specifically, I can't keep track of everything I say and do.

- 'Hey, that one wasn't my fault, ok? They're twins. I'd had a lot to drink, they look really similar, and you know...sometimes the hand just slips.' - My quote on Gamefaqs and a long story...

- 'Well isn't that just the shit flavoured gumdrop atop this cake of catastrophe.' - I've used this one so many times that picking just one instance is impossible.

- 'Don't lie to me, it takes weeks to wash the stench of your bullshit out of the curtains.' - Something I once said to my old man which was so liked by my friends that most of them have it as one of their favourite quotes on Facebook.

- 'The carbon atoms that comprise your being would serve the universe much better as a pencil.' - I've called quite few people worthless via that gem.

- 'What's the matter, kid? Mommy not love you or something?' - Pretty standard response to trolls.

I'll have a look through my logs to find some gems I've seen others come out with, I know I've got a few from this place knocking around somewhere. Probably won't be posted for a few days though.

 

[Gahars]

- 'Hey, that one wasn't my fault, ok? They're twins. I'd had a lot to drink, they look really similar, and you know...sometimes the hand just slips.' - My quote on Gamefaqs and a long story...

- 'Well isn't that just the shit flavoured gumdrop atop this cake of catastrophe.' - I've used this one so many times that picking just one instance is impossible.

- 'Don't lie to me, it takes weeks to wash the stench of your bullshit out of the curtains.' - Something I once said to my old man which was so liked by my friends that most of them have it as one of their favourite quotes on Facebook.

- 'The carbon atoms that comprise your being would serve the universe much better as a pencil.' - I've called quite few people worthless via that gem.

- 'What's the matter, kid? Mommy not love you or something?' - Pretty standard response to trolls.

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Maybe it's best if we have other people pick our best quotes for us.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

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Maybe it's best if we have other people pick our best quotes for us.

And even better if we stuck to the quotes on GBATemp, y'know, like the OP says.

 

[Black-Ice]

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Maybe it's best if we have other people pick our best quotes for us.

I disagree

 

[Blaze163]

And even better if we stuck to the quotes on GBATemp, y'know, like the OP says.

All of those have been uttered here at some point, I just can't remember where. It's been years. I've been here since 2008 after all. My memory's beginning to fade in my old age.

And I'm looking for my favourite quotes from others now, I just wanted to get the ball rolling.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Like ShitGBAtempSays, we should include proper citation.

Also I nominate everything on ShitGBAtempSays.