Gbatemp Pickup Lines

[Black-Ice]

Spoiler

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= ???

 

[joelv6]

close enough

 

[FAST6191]

Dunno, he usually brags about how many horses his lollipop's been in.

FYI, by horses we mean ugly/easy chicks. Not actual horses. Thought I better clarify that.

Could be worse- it could be about how much horse has been put into his lollipop.

 

[Veho]

Could be worse- it could be about how much horse has been put into his lollipop.

Seeing what he considers a viable pickup line, I'd say a lot.

 

[J-Machine]

Did you hear the news? A beautiful woman was seen in *insert where you are here* "and your name is?" or "mind if I get the exclusive interview?" depending on your read of the dame.

 

[Smuff]

Do you taste of horse, like your nan did ?

 

[FAST6191]

Do you taste of horse, like your nan did ?

I am split as to whether to reply with something like
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/06/24/horse_oysters/

Or say that anybody that could talk my grandparents into bed does OK by me. That said having sat in an retirement home doing the computer fixing bit and watching the "please use a condom talk" going on down the hall (everybody concerned was trying desperately hard to keep a straight face) that is probably not a problem.

 

[retKHAAAN]

I am the KeyMaster.
Are you the Gatekeeper?


Leave it to Blaze to not "believe" in pick-up lines...

 

[Blaze163]

I am the KeyMaster.
Are you the Gatekeeper?


Leave it to Blaze to not "believe" in pick-up lines...

Damn right. When I was in school, there was one girl in my class called Lauren. Every morning the guys would come in with these ridiculous chatup lines, making her uncomfortable. I'd just say 'hey'. Had no interest in picking her up. End result is when she wanted to actually talk to someone, she came to me. Pickup lines are bullshit, they make the majority of girls I ask about it uncomfortable. Occasionally I will hear of something original, which didn't work but at least proved to be amusing (like the two lads who in perfect synchronicity did the Animaniacs 'Helloooooo Nurse' to my friend Amelia, which she at least found funny even if they still didn't get her number) but more often than not the answer is that they find it offensive, even degrading, being treated like an object. Maybe it's just me and my social group, I dunno.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

 

[gokujr1000]

I'm from GBATemp.

 

[retKHAAAN]

Damn right. When I was in school, there was one girl in my class called Lauren. Every morning the guys would come in with these ridiculous chatup lines, making her uncomfortable. I'd just say 'hey'. Had no interest in picking her up. End result is when she wanted to actually talk to someone, she came to me. Pickup lines are bullshit, they make the majority of girls I ask about it uncomfortable. Occasionally I will hear of something original, which didn't work but at least proved to be amusing (like the two lads who in perfect synchronicity did the Animaniacs 'Helloooooo Nurse' to my friend Amelia, which she at least found funny even if they still didn't get her number) but more often than not the answer is that they find it offensive, even degrading, being treated like an object. Maybe it's just me and my social group, I dunno.

It's one thing to doubt the effectiveness of pick up lines (I'd never actually use one). It's another thing entirely to doubt their existence...

 

[BORTZ]

"I came when I heard you beat the elite 4"

 

[jurassicplayer]

I'm almost sure your chest would work as a wonderful pillow, but we should test it just in case. Don't worry, it's for science.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Do you have the attribute of quantum superposition? You're either interested in me or not, but I'm sure if I thought you were you're probably not.

You also don't seem to do anything when I observe you. Or suddenly you're on the other side of the room.

Hey, look! You're not there anymore; I suppose you do have a variable quantum state.

...oh.

 

[ComeTurismO]

From a girl:
I need to drink something... HMMMMMMMM... *Coughs around her crush*
From a dude:
Your software makes my hardware.

 

[Gahars]

From a girl:
I need to drink something... HMMMMMMMM... *Coughs around her crush*

Nothing turns me on like a sudden case of whooping cough.

 

[Veho]

*snip*

Oh, so now it's a SMBC-off?

 

[pyromaniac123]

Eeeyyyyy gurl, you can have anything off the pound saver menu, coz I think you're special.

 

[shoyrumaster11]

I don't really do pickup lines...

Here's what mine would probably be:

Heeeeeeyy, I see you've got glowing eyes cuz you are hooo-ot!