Gbatemp Pickup Lines

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Mar 21, 2013

Gbatemp Pickup Lines by Black-Ice at 8:32 AM (5,114 Views / 1 Likes) 107 replies

  1. Black-Ice
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    Member Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    Cmon you smooth tongued rascals.
    Lets see what you got.
    Share your greatest or worst or just funny pickup lines here.

    *So i can steal them*
     
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  2. DinohScene

    Member DinohScene The Gift of Dino

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    Hey cutebuns, show me them sexy tummy of yours :tpi:
     
  3. Narayan

    Member Narayan desu~

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    do you own a jersey? coz i need your name and number.
     
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    Member NightsOwl Pays For Avatar Art (For some reason)

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    The classic.

    "If you were a booger, I'd pick you."

    Yep.
     
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    Reporter Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    "Let's have an AdHoc Party, sugar... :creep: "
    "Wanna see my Stylus? :tpi: "
    "I'm from the Touch Generation, I can show you what that means, honey... :P "
     
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    Member Forstride The rudder moves when I turn the wheel

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    AY BBY U WAN SUM FUK
     
  7. emigre

    Member emigre Has complex motives

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    "Earn my cock!"
     
  8. AlanJohn

    Member AlanJohn くたばれ

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    "Wanna know why they call me "Anal" John? "
     
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  9. DinohScene

    Member DinohScene The Gift of Dino

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    Why do they call you Anal :creep:
     
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    Member NightsOwl Pays For Avatar Art (For some reason)

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    My guess is because he's anal retentive.
     
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  11. jurassicplayer

    Member jurassicplayer Completionist Themer

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    Hi! I'm from GBATemp.
     
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    Member Forstride The rudder moves when I turn the wheel

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    Please, you aren't even attracted to real women. ;o;
     
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    Member noob killer GBAtemp Regular

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    if i could rearrange the alphabet I would put "U" and " I" together :)
     
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    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    I CHOOSE YOU!!!


    ...it's not very effective...
     
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    Bitch, get in the car.
     
  16. Wolvenreign

    Member Wolvenreign Transhuman Satanist Furry Technocrat

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    "Baby, are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my head all night. Screaming."
     
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  17. Tom Bombadildo

    Contributor Tom Bombadildo Honk!

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    DON'T SCREAM.

    Here's $200.

    I have a big dick.

    I have a really big dick.

    I'm rich and I have a big dick.

    Can I see your tits?

    Wanna see my Ds? (Lot's of emphasis on the D :creep:)
     
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    Global Moderator BORTZ wtf, nintendo

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    If I was a enzyme, I'd be a helicase so I could unzip your genes.
     
  19. Gahars

    Member Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Gets them moist every time.
     
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  20. emigre

    Member emigre Has complex motives

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    That's more of a pickup soliloquy than a pickup line.
     
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