Gbatemp Pickup Lines

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by Black-Ice, Mar 21, 2013.

  1. Black-Ice
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    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    Cmon you smooth tongued rascals.
    Lets see what you got.
    Share your greatest or worst or just funny pickup lines here.

    *So i can steal them*
     
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  2. DinohScene

    DinohScene Capture the Dino

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    Hey cutebuns, show me them sexy tummy of yours :tpi:
     
  3. Narayan

    Narayan desu~

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    do you own a jersey? coz i need your name and number.
     
  4. NightsOwl

    NightsOwl Pays For Avatar Art (For some reason)

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    The classic.

    "If you were a booger, I'd pick you."

    Yep.
     
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  5. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    "Let's have an AdHoc Party, sugar... :creep: "
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  6. Forstride

    Forstride The rudder moves when I turn the wheel

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    AY BBY U WAN SUM FUK
     
  7. emigre

    emigre Has complex motives

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    "Earn my cock!"
     
  8. AlanJohn

    AlanJohn くたばれ

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    "Wanna know why they call me "Anal" John? "
     
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  9. DinohScene

    DinohScene Capture the Dino

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    Why do they call you Anal :creep:
     
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  10. NightsOwl

    NightsOwl Pays For Avatar Art (For some reason)

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    My guess is because he's anal retentive.
     
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  11. jurassicplayer

    jurassicplayer Completionist Themer

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    Hi! I'm from GBATemp.
     
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  12. Forstride

    Forstride The rudder moves when I turn the wheel

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    Please, you aren't even attracted to real women. ;o;
     
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  13. noob killer

    noob killer GBAtemp Regular

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    if i could rearrange the alphabet I would put "U" and " I" together :)
     
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  14. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    I CHOOSE YOU!!!


    ...it's not very effective...
     
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  15. pyromaniac123

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    Bitch, get in the car.
     
  16. Wolvenreign

    Wolvenreign Transhuman Satanist Furry Technocrat

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    "Baby, are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my head all night. Screaming."
     
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  17. Tom Bombadildo

    Tom Bombadildo Honk!

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    I forgot
    DON'T SCREAM.

    Here's $200.

    I have a big dick.

    I have a really big dick.

    I'm rich and I have a big dick.

    Can I see your tits?

    Wanna see my Ds? (Lot's of emphasis on the D :creep:)
     
  18. BORTZ

    BORTZ "Another stunning Van Gogh"

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    If I was a enzyme, I'd be a helicase so I could unzip your genes.
     
  19. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    "The new law of evolution in corporate America seems to be survival of the unfittest. Well, in my book you either do it right or you get eliminated. In the last seven deals that I've been involved with, there were 2.5 million stockholders who have made a pretax profit of 12 billion dollars. Thank you. I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."

    Gets them moist every time.
     
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  20. emigre

    emigre Has complex motives

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    That's more of a pickup soliloquy than a pickup line.
     
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