Gbatemp Pickup Lines

[Black-Ice]

Cmon you smooth tongued rascals.
Lets see what you got.
Share your greatest or worst or just funny pickup lines here.

*So i can steal them*

 

[DinohScene]

Hey cutebuns, show me them sexy tummy of yours

 

[nryn99]

do you own a jersey? coz i need your name and number.

 

[NightsOwl]

The classic.

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you."

Yep.

 

[Foxi4]

"I want to unlock your Trophies, baby. Let's get a Platinum together... "
"Achievement Unlocked - You got My Attention. Don't screw this up. "
"Let's have an AdHoc Party, sugar... "
"Wanna see my Stylus? "
"I'm from the Touch Generation, I can show you what that means, honey... "

 

[Forstride]

AY BBY U WAN SUM FUK

 

[emigre]

"Earn my cock!"

 

[AlanJohn]

"Wanna know why they call me "Anal" John? "

 

[DinohScene]

"Wanna know why they call me "Anal" John? "

Why do they call you Anal

 

[NightsOwl]

Why do they call you Anal

My guess is because he's anal retentive.

 

[jurassicplayer]

Hi! I'm from GBATemp.

 

[Forstride]

Hi! I'm from GBATemp.

Please, you aren't even attracted to real women. ;o;

 

[noob killer]

if i could rearrange the alphabet I would put "U" and " I" together

 

[Veho]

I CHOOSE YOU!!!


...it's not very effective...

 

[pyromaniac123]

Bitch, get in the car.

 

[Wolvenreign]

"Baby, are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my head all night. Screaming."

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

DON'T SCREAM.

Here's $200.

I have a big dick.

I have a really big dick.

I'm rich and I have a big dick.

Can I see your tits?

Wanna see my Ds? (Lot's of emphasis on the D )

 

[BORTZ]

If I was a enzyme, I'd be a helicase so I could unzip your genes.

 

[Gahars]

"The new law of evolution in corporate America seems to be survival of the unfittest. Well, in my book you either do it right or you get eliminated. In the last seven deals that I've been involved with, there were 2.5 million stockholders who have made a pretax profit of 12 billion dollars. Thank you. I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."

Gets them moist every time.

 

[emigre]

"The new law of evolution in corporate America seems to be survival of the unfittest. Well, in my book you either do it right or you get eliminated. In the last seven deals that I've been involved with, there were 2.5 million stockholders who have made a pretax profit of 12 billion dollars. Thank you. I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."

Gets them moist every time.

That's more of a pickup soliloquy than a pickup line.