Gbatemp Pickup Lines

[ComeTurismO]

Girl/Boy: If you get kidnapped, get placed in a bag from a fat man; don't worry. I wished you to be mine for Christmas, to Santa.

 

[Veho]

Hey baby, wanna see my big hawk?

"Yes, I said 'big hawk'; why? What did it sound like?"

 

[J-Machine]

Hey baby, wanna see my big hawk?

"Yes, I said 'big hawk'; why? What did it sound like?"

lemmie guess. They respond with "Why don't you get off your high horse loser."

 

[Issac]

*leans against wall* hey u wanna make out *slips and falls down*

This is almost how I broke my hand

 

[retKHAAAN]

show up looking like the terminator but naked.

I take it you've only seen The Terminator on cable?

 

[J-Machine]

I take it you've only seen The Terminator on cable?

I guess I should be t'd off by my misspelling of butt but I'm not. Thanks for letting me know though.

 

[DoubleeDee]

Get the Doublee now... And the Dee later.

 

[ProtoKun7]

My pro strategy:

1) Get an FDR get-up going - including the wheelchair. It's essential.
2) Prowl the floor.
3) Acquire target and move in.
4) Make with the class. "Hey, baby, if you've got the holio, I've got the polio."

It's not quite perfected yet, but I have a success rate of 100% so far*.

*("Success" in this case is measured by punches to the face)

I was expecting a success rate of 100% of subjects because the number of subjects was 0.