Gbatemp Pickup Lines

[RedCoreZero]

I found a 3DS hack!

 

[RedCoreZero]

Hey girl, are you google, because you have everything I'm looking for.

Spoiler

Clever boy

 

[J-Machine]

Nothing turns me on like a sudden case of whooping cough.

oh ya. when I hear dem honies cough i'm all like "whoop der it is!" and I get up all in her business.

 

[Thesolcity]

I'll press your Konami code.

 

[Castiel]

My bro actually heard someone try this one in real life:
"I have Skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?"

 

[YayMii]

"Is your middle name poop? Because your body's the sh*t."

Or, if you manage to screw that one up:
"Is your middle name poop? Because you smell like sh*t."

 

[FAST6191]

I'll press your Konami code.

A few seconds of effort right at the start of a session and often the same between entities, followed by a poor won, one might even say fake, victory far premature of one good at things and finishing with a lingering sense of having not accomplished anything?

 

[Smuff]

You remind of my one true love. The last time I went down on her I could taste horse. Then I remembered how she died. And that she was my sister.

 

[bowser]

You remind of my one true love. The last time I went down on her I could taste horse. Then I remembered how she died. And that she was my sister.

WTF?

 

[RedCoreZero]

Do you like games?Wanna play with my joystick?

 

[frogboy]

"Is your middle name poop? Because you smell like sh*t."

GBATemp's idea of a pickup line, folks. It's a real classic. Gets 'em every time!

 

[ProtoKun7]

"If I said you had a nice body would you reveal that you are in fact a serial killer and thus have several more bodies in storage that you'd be willing to show me?"

Wait, I messed that one up.

 

[Deleted_171835]

Want to know what I'm playing right now? The World Ends With You. *cue CSI shades*

 

[Gahars]

My pro strategy:

1) Get an FDR get-up going - including the wheelchair. It's essential.
2) Prowl the floor.
3) Acquire target and move in.
4) Make with the class. "Hey, baby, if you've got the holio, I've got the polio."

It's not quite perfected yet, but I have a success rate of 100% so far*.

*("Success" in this case is measured by punches to the face)

 

[ShadowSoldier]

Walk up to a hot stranger:

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?"

 

[ThatDudeWithTheFood]

Aye gurll what yo name is?

 

[retKHAAAN]

Is that a vagina in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Fant]

Got any raisins?

"No"

Got any raisins not to come back to my place?

&

Do you know the 21 letters of the alphabet?

"Uh... there's 26."

Oh yeah, I must have forgotten about U R A Q T.

 

[ThatDudeWithTheFood]

Also relevant.

 

[J-Machine]

show up looking like the terminator but naked. ensure you have an erection (this is important) then say while pointing at yer junk "come with me if you want to live" followed by a wink.

if for some odd reason it doesn't work there is always "does this smell like chloroform to you?"