Gbatemp Pickup Lines

[Blaze163]

Oh, and my friend Dan says to add the phrase 'Hi, have a taste of my smoked pork cigar.' to the list.

Which apparantly works.

 

[Veho]

No line, just give them The Look.

Spoiler

 

[emigre]

Worst I've heard though is my friend Kai asking many a girl at the club 'Would you like a meat flavoured lollipop?'.

He gets kicked in the nuts a lot.

Does Kai know how much potential horse meat is in his lollipop?

 

[Veho]

Does Kai know how much potential horse meant is in his lollipop?

I thought "horse" had a positive connotation in this context?

 

[bowser]

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Wanna ride my hot rod? It's pure American muscle baby!

 

[pokefloote]

*leans against wall* hey u wanna make out *slips and falls down*

 

[chavosaur]

Ay gurl, let me squirtle on dem jigglypuffs~

 

[Hyro-Sama]

 

[bowser]

Would you mind looking a little less hot? You're making me stare at you.

 

[Blaze163]

Does Kai know how much potential horse meat is in his lollipop?

Dunno, he usually brags about how many horses his lollipop's been in.

FYI, by horses we mean ugly/easy chicks. Not actual horses. Thought I better clarify that.

 

[WiiUBricker]

Hey there, come here. Don't be afraid of my masculinity.

 

[bowser]

Hey there, come here. Don't be afraid of my masculinity.

I'm sorry, your what? Your minisculinity?

 

[aaronz77]

"Shut up and get in the trunk"

I've been married 12 years now, and I have invisible fencing.

 

[jurassicplayer]

Hey there, would you like some candy?

 

[Black-Ice]

Hey there, would you like some candy?

Come here girl, i'll give you my sugar stick. Suck on it and reveal the syrup within ;o;

 

[pokefloote]

SPOILER ALERT

Spoiler

it's a joke
i don't pickup kids

 

[Sicklyboy]

I don't personally believe in chat up lines, I prefer to become friends with a girl and if it blossoms into something else, fair enough. My relationships just kinda...happen. In fact strictly speaking I've never asked a girl out in my life. Never needed to.

Worst I've heard though is my friend Kai asking many a girl at the club 'Would you like a meat flavoured lollipop?'.

He gets kicked in the nuts a lot.

I think you missed the point of the thread.

It sounds like you're planning to cripple her to be honest.

No, I am...
WITH MY DICK.

 

[joelv6]

Hi
and thats my pick up line
and it only work for girls haha

 

[Densetsu]

No line, just give them The Look.

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[joelv6]

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= ???

= madness or shiny forheads lol