Gbatemp Pickup Lines

[BORTZ]

Damn girl, I think I need a Parlyz Heal, 'cause you're stunning.

 

[Gahars]

That's more of a pickup soliloquy than a pickup line.

That pickup soliloquy gets them my pickup line, if you know what I am saying.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

"hey i go on a site dedicated to hacking various nintendo consoles and i love jrpgs and i love anime and i love manga and sometimes i feel so dark inside we should go on a date sometime i could wear my fedora itd look cool youre really pretty."

So this is for pick up lines pertaining to GBAtemp, correct?

 

[FAST6191]

"The new law of evolution in corporate America seems to be survival of the unfittest. Well, in my book you either do it right or you get eliminated. In the last seven deals that I've been involved with, there were 2.5 million stockholders who have made a pretax profit of 12 billion dollars. Thank you. I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."

Gets them moist every time.

That's more of a pickup soliloquy than a pickup line.

It has been noted I am somewhat verbose but that rated as a simple greeting in my book. Maybe that is why I seem to only attract certain types (and crazies).

On an equally serious note being able to demonstrate you are good with your hands works well enough for me, I am not so crude, though others might argue I lack drive, as to actively demonstrate things here, fortunately card games are a standard pub activity and fixing phones, random devices and the occasional vehicle over a "swift half" is also a thing I seem to end up doing.

 

[smash_brew]

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

This has actually worked a few times. usually right before the bar closes.

 

[Flame]

wanna see my Pokemons...



bitches love Pokemon.

 

[Engert]

Hey how's it going?
I was wondering if you'd like me to download my profile.

 

[Devin]

Hey baby. My post count is... over 1000.
Are you on the WTS board? Cause I'd buy you in an instant.
I'm John, so you must be anal.
Such a badass I've been warned once.
If I were Costello in usernames I'd put I and U together.
Girl if you were a product I'd review you all day.

Oh.. Were these supposed to be IRL ones?

 

[SoraK05]

I don't even try impress women. If they like me as I am, awesome, and if I like them as they are too, awesome. I don't like the impressing thing, from me to them or them to me..

"Hello?".. pretty simple.. build it up, and with common-ground, it takes care of itself.

 

[The Catboy]

Just look at how fucking adorable I am.

No gay guy can resist my charm.

 

[PolloDiablo]

"if you don't let me fuck you, I'll ban you "
- p1ngpong

 

[J-Machine]

spoiler tagged for the easily offended though I mean no harm.

Spoiler

"Baby if looks could kill you'd be hitler." they are usually so stunned by my silken tongue of flattery +1 that I need to say "stop stallin honey and lemmie get you a drink." to get them back from cloud 9 to reality again.

though if i'm desperate enough the local cougar bar is known to prey on fresh faces like myself. It's a scary last resort that I hope to never need to use.

 

[Veho]

though if i'm desperate enough the local cougar bar is known to prey on fresh faces like myself. It's a scary last resort that I hope to never need to use.

"Desperate"? "Last resort"? Dude, they are probably into all sorts of freaky shit, you should grab the chance while your face is still considered "fresh."

 

[BORTZ]

If I was a NES cartridge, would you blow me...

 

[mechadylan]

"Nah, the computer repair thing is just a side gig because I only work on Apple products. I work a-- What? No way?!? Sure, I'd love to come over and check that out for you."

 

[Sicklyboy]

Girl after we're through with a night of "gaming", neither you nor your patch will be able to walk.

 

[tbgtbg]

Why don't we make like a tree and get outta here?

 

[emigre]

Girl after we're through with a night of "gaming", neither you nor your patch will be able to walk.

It sounds like you're planning to cripple her to be honest.

 

[Blaze163]

I don't personally believe in chat up lines, I prefer to become friends with a girl and if it blossoms into something else, fair enough. My relationships just kinda...happen. In fact strictly speaking I've never asked a girl out in my life. Never needed to.

Worst I've heard though is my friend Kai asking many a girl at the club 'Would you like a meat flavoured lollipop?'.

He gets kicked in the nuts a lot.

 

[Veho]

It sounds like you're planning to cripple her to be honest.