GBAtemp.net Announces Temper Card!

[Sinkhead]

For some reason this reminds me of Gnirfleo, I can't think why

- Sam

 

[chuckstudios]

Obvious fake, the Temper Card doesn't have a microSD slot.

 

[imgod22222]

That picture is definately a hoax, he specificallys said it would be 2GB internal memory, you can easily (not clearly though) see the curve in the R4 where microSDs fit in.

I'll only believe opium. But the last time he posted is when he posted the pic of the GUI. I shall plant plants by the same name in my neighbor's yard to honor his sacrafice, and get them deported (i h8 them)

 

[stinkingbob]

Oh Yeah,
When I saw that temper card, I thought immediately April Fools joke!
It can't be real and its not. I think 5/14 is the date Gbatemp launched.
Bob

 

[unr]

Note that this image is not mine.

Instead I did some URL guessing and presto!
http://opium.gbatemp.net/01042007_2.jpg

 

[MaHe]

Actually, (I know this is a hoax) if you'd want to achieve perfect game and Download Play compatibility and a perfect overall card, you'd have to build a card with the following specifications:

- 128 MB of high-speed NOR memory (SLOT-1 games need to be patched because of low-speed memory);
- 512 kB Flash chip (with hardware EEPROM emulation);
- 64 kB firmware chip (you could use a firmware file stored on the medium, but we'd like to see at least some NoPass functionality without the SD card);
- a spring-loaded microSD slot with support for SDHC (Secure Digital High-Capacity) memory - miniSD would be even better, but you'd need asome nano-scientists to make it fit with other components;
- a high-quality case (R4 is a great example);
- stable and functional firmware;

 

[HR_Shadow]

I wonder if anyone actually believed this, lol!

 

[corbs132]

You got my hopes up. Just realized the date.

 

[APPS]

unr69 your link's broken...

Hopes this is the real deal (realises it probably isnt)

You know those april fools jokes which are most definitely NOT funny? this is one of them.

There are few things i will let people joke about... nuclear war, death and april fools jokes masquerading as perfect flashcarts!

 

[bobrules]

Hey guys just because it's april 1st doesn't mean it's not real. I bet they put it on april 1st on purpose!

 

[gatorade]

nice aprils fools joke

 

[lookout]

LOL! (no word from admin....)
How much do you get paid to do this Opium?

 

[jumpman17]

UPDATE!

I've received word from Costello. Anyone who didn't call this hoax is getting a free beta sample sent to them. Just a little thanks for believing us on this day where other sites stoop low enough to post false news.

 

[[M]artin]

100% ROM Compatibility, drag & drop. That's a promise.

Ok, this is an April Fool's joke but let's not go around claiming we're Jesus...

 

[Sinkhead]

UPDATE!

I've received word from Costello. Anyone who didn't call this hoax is getting a free beta sample sent to them. Just a little thanks for believing us on this day where other sites stoop low enough to post false news.

Heh. Check my posts in this topic.
I didn't doubt it before but now I know it's a fake anyway because one of the admins told me so

 

[stingfist]

OMFG...It is open source!!! Can I integrate a toaster?? Can I??? CAN I???

I want my DS to make my toasts!!!

 

[Venoman]

I totally beleive this is true despite the date it was posted. Totally.

 

[Foie]

IF this is real, then you guys picked the worse date to anounce it. It sounds like a good idea though.

 

[chuckstudios]

- 128 MB of high-speed NOR memory (SLOT-1 games need to be patched because of low-speed memory);

Not true.

 

[corbs132]

lol at using an r4 as the base image where it CLEARLY stated 16gb onboard