1. Gahars

    OP Gahars Bakayaro Banzai
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    First thing: I am very sorry to everyone. I have lied greatly to all of you.

    I have been given a second chance by Costello. I am telling everyone here the truth about me, whether it be long-term lies or more recent lies. I will also share some truths.

    Truths:
    1 - I am not male; I just pretended to be a man so that my father wouldn't be forced to fight against the Hun.

    2 - I actually can smell. My sense of smell is so extremely potent that it transcends the traditional definition. I have whiffed scents beyond man's comprehension, odors so foul that they rip the very fabric of the universe as they waft through the nether. Kinda funky.

    3 - All the pictures that I've posted are completely false. I stole them for my vain attempts to maintain this charade. Here is an actual picture of me lounging around the house: http://i.imgur.com/yOXBxl0.jpg
    Please, be kind, I can't stand my hair

    4 - I have never refused donations. You people are just stingy. Fork it over, guys, I'm dying of boredom over here.

    5 - My parents have really disowned me for being clinically 2edgy. When I was 11, I told my parents that I just wanted to be hardcore. They disowned me, and to this day refuse to step within 50 feet of my person. When I was 16, I converted to Heavy Metal Satanism and relocated, moving myself to the edge. This obviously did not help matters.

    6 - I don't know Guild in real life. There is no Guild, or anyone else. It's all just me. That's all there is. #Solipsism #IOLO

    7 - Ketchup and peas are a fine combination.

    8 - I needed an 8th item.

    Lies:
    1 - I've never actually intentionally made any sort of pun or joke on this website. I just posted sincerely, but then everybody started saying that they were jokes and I went along with it. I got in too deep, and now there's no getting out. I don't even know what a pun is! I thought it was just something you used in the kitchen.

    2 - I've been dead the whole time (three times over, in fact). I have never been a member of this website, and none of my posts actually exist. Know Your Temps was abandoned and forgotten ages ago. I am a collective hallucination created in your minds as a part of your denial of Mega Man Legend 3's cancellation. Any evidence you find to the contrary is just yet another layer of this massive delusion.

    So please, I understand the vast majority of people reading this hate me right now. Still, I hope that in time you might forgive me, as I will no longer lie about anything to anyone. hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

    DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

    If you have anything to ask, please do so. I will ignore the thorniest questions while scrounging for pity wherever I can still find it.

    (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
     
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  3. Lilith Valentine

    Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Official Cubi: Awkwardly cute
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  4. Sop

    Sop groovy dude lmao
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    where's the lays, huh punkass?
     
  5. Flame

    Flame Me > You
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    wait a minute.... if Guild is not real, than the who is going to troll stop the Nintendo Fanboys... and be a number 1 sony fanboy...
     
  6. EZ-Megaman

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  7. Sop

    Sop groovy dude lmao
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  8. Gahars

    OP Gahars Bakayaro Banzai
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    I guess I owe you guys an explanation for my banning/unbanning.

    You see, I discovered that banishment is merely a state of mind. If one believes that they are banned and acts like it, then they are banned, and soon reality will reshape itself to accommodate this viewpoint. Through sheer force of willpower and imagination, I took on all the characteristics of a banned member besides actually being banned. It was a fine experiment, but one that needed to come to an end, though reversing such changes proved to be monumentally more difficult. Reality, like Barbara Walters' bones, can only shift so many times before grinding into a fine powder. I had to debase myself in front of the mods, sending the staff various dick pics, taint paints, nip slips, and leg jpgs.

    TL;DR: Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years.
     
  9. MegaAce™

    MegaAce™ Steal back your future.
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    I had my suspicions.
     
  10. GameWinner

    GameWinner Take your heart
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    You know this is a lot to take in right?
    Don't expect the Temp to warm up to you right away. :angry:
     
  11. Flame

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    TL;DR: Pun.
     
  12. Tom Bombadildo

    Tom Bombadildo Dick, With Balls
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    This thread needs more tits.
     
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    Foxi4AllTheConsoles ;O;
     
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    Tom Bombadildo Dick, With Balls
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    Foxi4AllTheConsoles,ButSonyIsInfinitelyBetterThanNintenDoh.
     
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  16. DiabloStorm

    DiabloStorm Anti-Semantic Bastard
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    Shut up. Where's my potato chips?
     
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  18. Xarsah16

    Xarsah16 GBATemp's Official Village Dingus/Idiot
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    Gahars - liar, liar, pants on fire!

    Sop , DiabloStorm and I as well as everyone else are still waiting for the damned chips.

    Gahars - You better PM a picture to Costello with you holding a bag of chips, as well as a sticky note that has your username and the date on it and your location.I still don't believe you.
     
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